Re: OT ~ 3-Year-Old Girl Arrives At Hospital Injured, Drunk

Dropping The Helicopter <dgajdgsj@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> DawnK wrote:
> > "Cory" <my_wheel_life@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
> >
news:66c01d9c-c6e3-4977-92c0-17881f1785b8@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >> The little girl had a 0.15 BAC.
> >>
> >> http://www.wlwt.com/news/15452824/detail.html
> >>
> >> --- Cory
> > 
> > Wow.  Model parents there!  Poor thing.
> > 
> > Dawn
> 
> What concerns me most however is that the human species is so short of 
> breeding stock that we couldn't possibly spare even these four sterling 
> examples of vaguely-human-shaped vomit-creatures to the gallows.
> 
> ....Hmm?  What's that?  You mean to tell me that there's going on SEVEN 
> *BILLION* of us?
> 
> Wow.  Well, then it's doubly tragic that rope is in such short supply 
> these days that none can be spared for stringing up such 
> gene-pool-filter-clogging detritus.
> 
> ....wh... what's that you say? Rope is plentiful, and is in fact 
> available in both natural and synthetic varieties at any hardware or 
> home and garden store?
> 
> W.  Ow.  Well, I guess then all's I can say is that it's too bad that 
> all this Global Warming(tm) we've been having has killed off all trees 
> of subhuman-filth-hanging size and/or sturdiness.
> 
> ...why... why no, in fact I have not walked down any local street 
> lately.  Why do you ask?

And Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Scrooge.