I am being tormented night and day by R2D2, the short robot from the "Star
Wars"
movies. It has been going on for years now. In fact, it all started a long
time
ago in a galaxy far, far away.
He has used his advanced programming skills to turn the Force against me!
I tried to tell of my plight to Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess
Leia.
They only laughed at me and told me I was being paranoid.
R2D2's methods of harassment are made to closely resemble symptoms of
paranoia,
so that he can continue undetected.
Why won't anyone believe me? Will someone help me! Please stop the R2D2
one-robot crusade against me!
