"R2D2 Persecution Victim" <r2d2victim@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:6v8bo39j8coevurqiqqfvimk4013t7b3js@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>I am being tormented night and day by R2D2, the short robot from the
"Star
>Wars"
> movies. It has been going on for years now. In fact, it all started a
long
> time
> ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>
> He has used his advanced programming skills to turn the Force against
me!
>
> I tried to tell of my plight to Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess
> Leia.
> They only laughed at me and told me I was being paranoid.
>
> R2D2's methods of harassment are made to closely resemble symptoms of
> paranoia,
> so that he can continue undetected.
>
> Why won't anyone believe me? Will someone help me! Please stop the R2D2
> one-robot crusade against me!
I think YOU'RE an R2 unit.
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