10. Poor Griffin family, yuk yuk, goes on food stamps, because of
recession <emergency room treats stewey's eye sty because of no
insurance to pay the $1,777.07 + the x-ray fees + the
anesthesiologist>
9. David Letterman's gap teeth are satirized <already? shite, that
really ruins the joke>
8. Quagmire's book discussion group is disbanded by Rupert Murdoch's
orders <"don't make fun of my book biz">
7. Meg suspended from school because of chewing gum <hey, it's for as
innocuous as i can make it, too bad that's not hilarious enough for
ya>
6. Colonel Chicken decapitates Foghorn Leghorn <huh? then i'll sue 'em
for crapyright infringement>
5. "James Woods changes name to "James Wood-Would" <what would Wood-
Would do?>
4. Peter's ONE STAR DIVE H TEL agrees to equip their toilet seats with
paper seals <yes, it's bad especially if ya haven't been to a helle
hotel>
3. JEWISH Lawyer-Dermatologist ethically-unethically advertises
discount prices
2. Bryan starts licking everything <he's accused of promiscuously
kissing, but it's only normative intellectual canine licking, and is
paroled after 50 years and DNA proof>
1. The FCC can't decide what is "satire" and what did Howard Stern do
<so now he's on Serious>
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