Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> "Steve Brooks" <steveb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in Hanoi and
>>>>>>>>>>> Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong and
>>>>>>>>>>> having to spend a day and a half wearing the same clothes in
>>>>>>>>>>> Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a view to
>>>>>>>>> persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in Sandton, which
>>>>>>>>> might not have been built when you were there. Fairly confident
>>>>>>>>> they didn't have Nelson Mandela Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last Sunday on
>>>>>>>>> Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good camera with me.
>>>>>>>>> Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow. Yesterday it
>>>>>>> rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright and sunny. The only
>>>>>>> good thing about it was that the birdfeeder thingy I put in
>>>>>>> yesterday was visited by sparrows,a robin,collared
>>>>>>> doves,greenfinches and goldfinches.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>
>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not **** in our
>>>>> woods.
>>>>
>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>
>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters, electricians,
>>> unspecified people doing unspecified things that are very im****tant
>>> (allegedly), accountants, very few bears. Usually a number of bears
>>> equal to the number of people who are not American who care who wins
>>> the Superbowl.
>>>
>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most dangerous
>>> animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>
>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're down
>> come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they have. You
>> can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten. A deer is a
>> dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and use a shotgun.
>>
> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in a
> condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky bits and
> present it looking good, ready for the oven. Waaaaaaaaaaay better idea.
>
> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my dad's left
> shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets bill would be
> before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about to feed a frenchman.
Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with her
girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got spooked by a
s****. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and rolled on top of her.
She ended up with a broken left arm and badly bruised shoulder. Luckily,
the girlfriend fell clear.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992
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