Tim Weaver wrote:
> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
>
>>
>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>> "Steve Brooks" <steveb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in Hanoi and
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong and
>>>>>>>>>>>> having to spend a day and a half wearing the same clothes in
>>>>>>>>>>>> Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a view to
>>>>>>>>>> persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in Sandton, which
>>>>>>>>>> might not have been built when you were there. Fairly confident
>>>>>>>>>> they didn't have Nelson Mandela Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last Sunday on
>>>>>>>>>> Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good camera with me.
>>>>>>>>>> Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow. Yesterday it
>>>>>>>> rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright and sunny. The only
>>>>>>>> good thing about it was that the birdfeeder thingy I put in
>>>>>>>> yesterday was visited by sparrows,a robin,collared
>>>>>>>> doves,greenfinches and goldfinches.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not shit in our
>>>>>> woods.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>>
>>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters, electricians,
>>>> unspecified people doing unspecified things that are very important
>>>> (allegedly), accountants, very few bears. Usually a number of bears
>>>> equal to the number of people who are not American who care who wins
>>>> the Superbowl.
>>>>
>>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most
dangerous
>>>> animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>>
>>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're down
>>> come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they have. You
>>> can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten. A deer is a
>>> dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and use a shotgun.
>>>
>> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in a
>> condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky bits and
>> present it looking good, ready for the oven. Waaaaaaaaaaay better idea.
>>
>> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my dad's left
>> shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets bill would be
>> before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about to feed a
frenchman.
>
> Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with her
> girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got spooked by a
> snake. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and rolled on top of
her.
> She ended up with a broken left arm and badly bruised shoulder.
Luckily,
> the girlfriend fell clear.
Did they have to put her down?
--
Tyler Trafford
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks
he's God.
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