Tyler Trafford hugged my left nut and wrote:
> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>
>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in Hanoi
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> having to spend a day and a half wearing the same clothes in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a view
>>>>>>>>>>> to persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in Sandton, which
>>>>>>>>>>> might not have been built when you were there. Fairly
>>>>>>>>>>> confident they didn't have Nelson Mandela Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last Sunday on
>>>>>>>>>>> Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good camera with me.
>>>>>>>>>>> Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow. Yesterday it
>>>>>>>>> rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright and sunny. The only
>>>>>>>>> good thing about it was that the birdfeeder thingy I put in
>>>>>>>>> yesterday was visited by sparrows,a robin,collared
>>>>>>>>> doves,greenfinches and goldfinches.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not **** in our
>>>>>>> woods.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>>>
>>>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters, electricians,
>>>>> unspecified people doing unspecified things that are very im****tant
>>>>> (allegedly), accountants, very few bears. Usually a number of bears
>>>>> equal to the number of people who are not American who care who wins
>>>>> the Superbowl.
>>>>>
>>>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most
>>>>> dangerous animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>>>
>>>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're down
>>>> come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they have. You
>>>> can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten. A deer is a
>>>> dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and use a shotgun.
>>>>
>>> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in a
>>> condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky bits and
>>> present it looking good, ready for the oven. Waaaaaaaaaaay better
>>> idea.
>>>
>>> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my dad's
>>> left shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets bill would
>>> be before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about to feed a
>>> frenchman.
>>
>> Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with her
>> girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got spooked by
>> a s****. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and rolled on top of
>> her. She ended up with a broken left arm and badly bruised shoulder.
>> Luckily, the girlfriend fell clear.
>
> Did they have to put her down?
No, she healed up just fine. It's been a couple of years since I've seen
them. The horse was good, too. S**** slithered away. All is well with
nature.
--
Tim Weaver
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
- Gene Spafford, 1992
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