Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Tyler Trafford hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in Hanoi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having to spend a day and a half wearing the same clothes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> view to persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sandton, which might not have been built when you were
>>>>>>>>>>>> there. Fairly confident they didn't have Nelson Mandela
>>>>>>>>>>>> Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last Sunday
>>>>>>>>>>>> on Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good camera
>>>>>>>>>>>> with me. Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow. Yesterday
>>>>>>>>>> it rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright and sunny. The
>>>>>>>>>> only good thing about it was that the birdfeeder thingy I put
>>>>>>>>>> in yesterday was visited by sparrows,a robin,collared
>>>>>>>>>> doves,greenfinches and goldfinches.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not **** in
>>>>>>>> our woods.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters,
>>>>>> electricians, unspecified people doing unspecified things that
>>>>>> are very im****tant (allegedly), accountants, very few bears.
>>>>>> Usually a number of bears equal to the number of people who are
>>>>>> not American who care who wins the Superbowl.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most
>>>>>> dangerous animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're
>>>>> down come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they
>>>>> have. You can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten. A
>>>>> deer is a dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and use a
>>>>> shotgun.
>>>>>
>>>> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in a
>>>> condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky bits
>>>> and present it looking good, ready for the oven. Waaaaaaaaaaay
>>>> better idea.
>>>>
>>>> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my dad's
>>>> left shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets bill
>>>> would be before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about to
>>>> feed a frenchman.
>>>
>>> Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with
>>> her girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got
>>> spooked by a s****. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and
>>> rolled on top of her. She ended up with a broken left arm and badly
>>> bruised shoulder. Luckily, the girlfriend fell clear.
>>
>> Did they have to put her down?
>
> No, she healed up just fine. It's been a couple of years since I've
> seen them. The horse was good, too. S**** slithered away. All is
> well with nature.
Claire has a very thick scar along the centre of one forearm where the
horse she was riding stopped and she continued over the jump. The doctors
put a plate into the wrist/arm but used the wrong sized screw.
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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to
hide the bodies
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