Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Tyler Trafford hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in Hanoi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> having to spend a day and a half wearing the same clothes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> view to persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sandton, which might not have been built when you were
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there. Fairly confident they didn't have Nelson Mandela
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last Sunday
>>>>>>>>>>>>> on Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good camera
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me. Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow. Yesterday
>>>>>>>>>>> it rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright and sunny. The
>>>>>>>>>>> only good thing about it was that the birdfeeder thingy I put
>>>>>>>>>>> in yesterday was visited by sparrows,a robin,collared
>>>>>>>>>>> doves,greenfinches and goldfinches.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not shit in
>>>>>>>>> our woods.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters,
>>>>>>> electricians, unspecified people doing unspecified things that
>>>>>>> are very important (allegedly), accountants, very few bears.
>>>>>>> Usually a number of bears equal to the number of people who are
>>>>>>> not American who care who wins the Superbowl.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most
>>>>>>> dangerous animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're
>>>>>> down come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they
>>>>>> have. You can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten. A
>>>>>> deer is a dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and use a
>>>>>> shotgun.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in a
>>>>> condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky bits
>>>>> and present it looking good, ready for the oven. Waaaaaaaaaaay
>>>>> better idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my dad's
>>>>> left shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets bill
>>>>> would be before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about to
>>>>> feed a frenchman.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with
>>>> her girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got
>>>> spooked by a snake. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and
>>>> rolled on top of her. She ended up with a broken left arm and badly
>>>> bruised shoulder. Luckily, the girlfriend fell clear.
>>>
>>> Did they have to put her down?
>>
>> No, she healed up just fine. It's been a couple of years since I've
>> seen them. The horse was good, too. Snake slithered away. All is
>> well with nature.
>
> Claire has a very thick scar along the centre of one forearm where the
> horse she was riding stopped and she continued over the jump. The
doctors
> put a plate into the wrist/arm but used the wrong sized screw.
That smells like a lawsuit.
--
Tim Weaver
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- Gene Spafford, 1992
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