Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>> Tyler Trafford hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>> Paul Richardson hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>> Weirdwolf hugged my left nut and wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Steve Brooks" <steveb@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This comes on top of having my cell phone stolen in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hanoi and Cathay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacific not managing to load my baggage in Hong Kong
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and having to spend a day and a half wearing the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clothes in Johannesburg.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you visit my old friends at Wits University?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I spent my time visiting a bunch a companies with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> view to persuading them to flog our stuff. Stayed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sandton, which might not have been built when you were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there. Fairly confident they didn't have Nelson Mandela
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Square at least 8-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bit I was looking forward to most was spending last
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sunday on Table Mountain in Cape Town. Even took my good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> camera with me. Horizontal sodding rain innit!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've only seen horizontal rain from a plane window.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got up this morning to about 5cm of bloody snow.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yesterday it rained,hailed,sleeted,snowed and was bright
>>>>>>>>>>>> and sunny. The only good thing about it was that the
>>>>>>>>>>>> birdfeeder thingy I put in yesterday was visited by
>>>>>>>>>>>> sparrows,a robin,collared doves,greenfinches and
>>>>>>>>>>>> goldfinches.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You have birds over there?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And fish and deer and pigs and cattle but bears do not ****
>>>>>>>>>> in our woods.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not even in the Primeval forest?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's a film set. It has cameras, actors, carpenters,
>>>>>>>> electricians, unspecified people doing unspecified things that
>>>>>>>> are very im****tant (allegedly), accountants, very few bears.
>>>>>>>> Usually a number of bears equal to the number of people who are
>>>>>>>> not American who care who wins the Superbowl.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Only places you find bears or wolves would be zoos. The most
>>>>>>>> dangerous animals we have are hoodies and they're urban.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't know. Pigs can bite. Cattle can hoof you, then you're
>>>>>>> down come over and slobber on you. And deer, oh the horns they
>>>>>>> have. You can be skewered and ~then~ kicked and ~THEN~ bitten.
>>>>>>> A deer is a dangerous mammal. Unless, of course, you cheat and
>>>>>>> use a shotgun.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nah, I use a butcher for meat. Much better. They get the stuff in
>>>>>> a condition known as dead then cut it up, get rid of the ucky
>>>>>> bits and present it looking good, ready for the oven.
>>>>>> Waaaaaaaaaaay better idea.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW horses can give you a nasty bite. One took a chomp on my
>>>>>> dad's left shoulder once. I had to remind him how much the vets
>>>>>> bill would be before he put down the pickaxe handle. He was about
>>>>>> to feed a frenchman.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, horses can kick and bite. I know a lesbian chick who, with
>>>>> her girlfriend were riding along a dirt road when the horse got
>>>>> spooked by a s****. The horse reared up, fell into the ditch and
>>>>> rolled on top of her. She ended up with a broken left arm and
>>>>> badly bruised shoulder. Luckily, the girlfriend fell clear.
>>>>
>>>> Did they have to put her down?
>>>
>>> No, she healed up just fine. It's been a couple of years since I've
>>> seen them. The horse was good, too. S**** slithered away. All is
>>> well with nature.
>>
>> Claire has a very thick scar along the centre of one forearm where
>> the horse she was riding stopped and she continued over the jump. The
>> doctors put a plate into the wrist/arm but used the wrong sized
>> screw.
>
> That smells like a lawsuit.
Nah, she didn't mind, the doctor was trying to help her, seems silly to
sue. Even if she wanted to the accident was when she was 16 and she was
18 when they took the plate out so it was 10 years ago.
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Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss looks like a nifty place to
hide the bodies
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