by Jim Larson <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Apr 8, 2008 at 04:56 AM
Tyler Trafford wrote:
> Weirdwolf wrote:
>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>
>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>> In article
<Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index.html
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as Earth's
only
>>> >>>> zombie.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a large
>>> >>> greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family living on the
>>> >>> street in Carmel.
>>> >>
>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>> >
>>>
>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green and
>>> pineapple.
>>>
>>
>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>
> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
In a pie even.
(Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one step
removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a flight of
stairs.)
((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
--
Jim
