Jim Larson wrote:
> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>
>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> In article
<Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index.html
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as Earth's
only
>>>> >>>> zombie.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a large
>>>> >>> greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family living on the
>>>> >>> street in Carmel.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green and
>>>> pineapple.
>>>>
>>>
>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>
>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>
> In a pie even.
>
> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one
step
> removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a flight
of
> stairs.)
>
> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue sauce
pizza at another nearby place though.
--
Tyler Trafford
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the
machinations of the wicked.
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