Tyler Trafford wrote:
> Jim Larson wrote:
>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>
>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index.ht
>>>>> >>>>>>> ml
>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as Earth's
>>>>> >>>> only zombie.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a large
>>>>> >>> greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family living on the
>>>>> >>> street in Carmel.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >
>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green and
>>>>> pineapple.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>
>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>
>> In a pie even.
>>
>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one
>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a
>> flight of stairs.)
>>
>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>
> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>
> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue sauce
> pizza at another nearby place though.
Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
--
Jim
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