On 8 Apr 2008 15:03:48 GMT, Jim Larson
<larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Tyler Trafford wrote:
>
>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>
>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index.ht
>>>>>> >>>>>>> ml
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as
Earth's
>>>>>> >>>> only zombie.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a
large
>>>>>> >>> greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family living on
the
>>>>>> >>> street in Carmel.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green
and
>>>>>> pineapple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>>
>>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>>
>>> In a pie even.
>>>
>>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one
>>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a
>>> flight of stairs.)
>>>
>>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>>
>> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>>
>> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue sauce
>> pizza at another nearby place though.
>
>Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
Every time baby Jesus cries, Mary sticks a tit in his mouth, so it's
all good.
|
