"Mark Morrison" <blank@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On 8 Apr 2008 15:03:48 GMT, Jim Larson
> <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>
>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index.ht
>>>>>>> >>>>>>> ml
>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as
Earth's
>>>>>>> >>>> only zombie.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a
large
>>>>>>> >>> greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family living on
the
>>>>>>> >>> street in Carmel.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green
and
>>>>>>> pineapple.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>>>
>>>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>>>
>>>> In a pie even.
>>>>
>>>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one
>>>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a
>>>> flight of stairs.)
>>>>
>>>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>>>
>>> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>>>
>>> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue
sauce
>>> pizza at another nearby place though.
>>
>>Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
>
> Every time baby Jesus cries, Mary sticks a tit in his mouth, so it's
> all good.
Manchester's best for pizza, 60,000 students doing a 1st degree. Last time
I
shopped up there, 10" pizza with 2 toppings, GBP2.65. Down here, 9" pizza
with 2 toppings, GBP5 if you're lucky.
--
Paul R
Float like a leaf on the wind


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