Paul Richardson wrote:
>
> "Mark Morrison" <blank@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:al5nv3h49t8gft833plvl4h4ld1ja1c55q@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On 8 Apr 2008 15:03:48 GMT, Jim Larson
>> <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>>>Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes sequels
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> .ht ml
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as
>>>>>>>> >>>> Earth's only zombie.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a
>>>>>>>> >>> large greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family
>>>>>>>> >>> living on the street in Carmel.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent green
>>>>>>>> and pineapple.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>>>>
>>>>> In a pie even.
>>>>>
>>>>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only one
>>>>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down a
>>>>> flight of stairs.)
>>>>>
>>>>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>>>>
>>>> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>>>>
>>>> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue
>>>> sauce pizza at another nearby place though.
>>>
>>>Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
>>
>> Every time baby Jesus cries, Mary sticks a tit in his mouth, so it's
>> all good.
>
> Manchester's best for pizza
I wonder if that sentence has ever been uttered before.
--
Jim
|
