Paul Richardson wrote:
>
> "Jim Larson" <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:Xns9A7AC477A304E3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Paul Richardson wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Mark Morrison" <blank@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> news:al5nv3h49t8gft833plvl4h4ld1ja1c55q@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> On 8 Apr 2008 15:03:48 GMT, Jim Larson
>>>> <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes
sequels
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> .ht ml
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Earth's only zombie.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a
>>>>>>>>>> >>> large greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family
>>>>>>>>>> >>> living on the street in Carmel.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent
green
>>>>>>>>>> and pineapple.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>>>>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In a pie even.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only
one
>>>>>>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs down
a
>>>>>>> flight of stairs.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue
>>>>>> sauce pizza at another nearby place though.
>>>>>
>>>>>Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
>>>>
>>>> Every time baby Jesus cries, Mary sticks a tit in his mouth, so it's
>>>> all good.
>>>
>>> Manchester's best for pizza
>>
>> I wonder if that sentence has ever been uttered before.
>>
> Several times by me
>
I'll take mine with extra haggis.
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