"John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:Xns9A7B4E244D44Eoiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Paul Richardson wrote:
>
>>
>> "Jim Larson" <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9A7AC477A304E3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Mark Morrison" <blank@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> news:al5nv3h49t8gft833plvl4h4ld1ja1c55q@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> On 8 Apr 2008 15:03:48 GMT, Jim Larson
>>>>> <larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jim Larson wrote:
>>>>>>>> Tyler Trafford wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> In article <Xns9A79CAC12ADC3v234oiwofui3284af93@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>> larsonjmR.E.M.O.V.E.@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>>>>> John Iwaniszek wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> > Paul Richardson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >> "John Iwaniszek" <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> >> news:Xns9A794FE8132A0oiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> John Iwaniszek <not@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> news:Xns9A78821C05354joiwhnanri@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Weirdwolf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> <Xns9A787EDB71BDDohmystarsandgartersc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> oh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I guess it's settled. No more Planet of the Apes
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> sequels
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/04/06/heston.dead.ap/index
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> .ht ml
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Can I have his gun?
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> paramedics are still working on prying it loose.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Quite ironic really, I heard that he was coming back as
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> Earth's only zombie.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> I understand that part of his remains will be baked into a
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> large greenish biscuit to be shared by a homeless family
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> living on the street in Carmel.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >> Soylent Green?
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > No thank you. I just had some pizza.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing goes better on a pizza than soylent green. Soylent
green
>>>>>>>>>>> and pineapple.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> OH YOU SICK BASTARD!
>>>>>>>>>> Pineapple! got that's just unforgivable.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Next thing you know he'll be suggesting kidneys!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In a pie even.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> (Although to be fair, pineapples on a pizza really is a sin only
>>>>>>>> one
>>>>>>>> step removed from tripping up a saintly old nun as she climbs
down
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>> flight of stairs.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ((And by removed from, I mean worse than.))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I know a place that makes a great ham, bacon and pineapple pizza.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's not as good as the buffalo chicken, blue cheese and barbecue
>>>>>>> sauce pizza at another nearby place though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Every time you eat one of those, baby Jesus cries.
>>>>>
>>>>> Every time baby Jesus cries, Mary sticks a tit in his mouth, so it's
>>>>> all good.
>>>>
>>>> Manchester's best for pizza
>>>
>>> I wonder if that sentence has ever been uttered before.
>>>
>> Several times by me
>>
> I'll take mine with extra haggis.
Is that a left or right handed haggi?
--
Paul R
Float like a leaf on the wind
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