"Surfing Trucker" <barry@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Now we're selling off our national treasures? What the hell?
>
> "Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell
> In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is
> pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the
> Liberty Bell, one of our country's most historic treasures.
> It will now be called the "Taco Liberty Bell" and will
> still be accessible to the American public for viewing.
> While some may find this controversial, we hope our
> move will prompt other corporations to take similar action
> to do their part to reduce the country's debt."
>
> In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty Bell
> would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell
headquarters
> in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption of highways by
> corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply "going one step
further
> by purchasing one of the country's greatest historic treasures." The
> company boasted, "Taco Bell's heritage and imagery have revolved around
> the symbolism of the bell. Now we've got the crown jewel of bells."
>
>
> What's up for sale next, The Ford Lincoln Mercury Theatre? Unreal.
I hope you realize what day you posted that, because otherwise you're a
moron.
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