"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noemail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Surfing Trucker" <barry@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> Now we're selling off our national treasures? What the hell?
>>
>> "Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell
>> In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is
>> pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the
>> Liberty Bell, one of our country's most historic treasures.
>> It will now be called the "Taco Liberty Bell" and will
>> still be accessible to the American public for viewing.
>> While some may find this controversial, we hope our
>> move will prompt other corporations to take similar action
>> to do their part to reduce the country's debt."
>>
>> In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty Bell
>> would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell
headquarters
>> in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption of highways by
>> corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply "going one step
further
>> by purchasing one of the country's greatest historic treasures." The
>> company boasted, "Taco Bell's heritage and imagery have revolved around
>> the symbolism of the bell. Now we've got the crown jewel of bells."
>>
>> What's up for sale next, The Ford Lincoln Mercury Theatre? Unreal.
>
> I hope you realize what day you posted that, because otherwise you're a
> moron.
Not to mention it's been in circulation since the last century.
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It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.
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