On Apr 2, 1:03 pm, "Ubiquitous" <web...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> > "Surfing Trucker" <ba...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> Now we're selling off our national treasures? What the hell?
>
> >> "Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell
> >> In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is
> >> pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the
> >> Liberty Bell, one of our country's most historic treasures.
> >> It will now be called the "Taco Liberty Bell" and will
> >> still be accessible to the American public for viewing.
> >> While some may find this controversial, we hope our
> >> move will prompt other corporations to take similar action
> >> to do their part to reduce the country's debt."
>
> >> In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty
Bell
> >> would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell
headquarters
> >> in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption of highways by
> >> corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply "going one step
further
> >> by purchasing one of the country's greatest historic treasures." The
> >> company boasted, "Taco Bell's heritage and imagery have revolved
around
> >> the symbolism of the bell. Now we've got the crown jewel of bells."
>
> >> What's up for sale next, The Ford Lincoln Mercury Theatre? Unreal.
>
> > I hope you realize what day you posted that, because otherwise you're
a
> > moron.
>
> Not to mention it's been in circulation since the last century.
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> --
> It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
> the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
> our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
> for them, it's failing.
Dude, when did you add that signature? 2004? Time for a rethink,
maybe?
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