NaturalD@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Apr 2, 1:03 pm, "Ubiquitous" <web...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>> "Surfing Trucker" <ba...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> Now we're selling off our national treasures? What the hell?
>>
>>>> "Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell
>>>> In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is
>>>> pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the
>>>> Liberty Bell, one of our country's most historic treasures.
>>>> It will now be called the "Taco Liberty Bell" and will
>>>> still be accessible to the American public for viewing.
>>>> While some may find this controversial, we hope our
>>>> move will prompt other corporations to take similar action
>>>> to do their part to reduce the country's debt."
>>
>>>> In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty
>>>> Bell would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell
>>>> headquarters in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption
>>>> of highways by corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply
>>>> "going one step further by purchasing one of the country's
>>>> greatest historic treasures." The company boasted, "Taco Bell's
>>>> heritage and imagery have revolved around the symbolism of the
>>>> bell. Now we've got the crown jewel of bells."
>>
>>>> What's up for sale next, The Ford Lincoln Mercury Theatre? Unreal.
>>
>>> I hope you realize what day you posted that, because otherwise
>>> you're a moron.
>>
>> Not to mention it's been in circulation since the last century.
>>
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>> It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
>> the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
>> our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
>> for them, it's failing.
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>
> Dude, when did you add that signature? 2004? Time for a rethink,
> maybe?
I think he's waiting for this war to overtake Viet-Nam as the *longest*
war
in our nation's history. It's already the most expensive.
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