"Where's my tank, Klink?"
"Didn't it come back?"
or
Shultz-
"I swear sir, I haven't done anything!I always
do nothing. I always see nothing. I hear nothing
and above all, I know NOTHING!"
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>
> From: The Ghost of General Lee <ghost@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Organization: BellSouth Internet Group
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.hogans-heroes
> Date: Sun, 06 Nov 2005 13:43:33 -0500
> Subject: Re: Favorite Lines
>
> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:07:01 -0500, "Marty"
> <martyd64{AT}comcast{DOT}net> wrote:
>
>> What are your favorite lines from Hogan's Heroes? I just heard mine
and had
>> to pass it along.
>>
>> From the Season 2 episode, "Hogan And The Lady Doctor"...
>>
>> Hogan: "Lady, you're pu****ng me around, and we're not even married!"
>>
>
> And later on in that episode, "Lady, you're not pu****ng, you're
> shoving."
>
>>
>> What's your favorite lines?
>
> Hogan, in "Psychic Kommandant" - S01E25, when about to bang an engine
> part back into the block: "It's a German plane. All it understands
> is force."
>
> Hogan, in "Art for Hogan's Sake" - S02E16: "Outside of Stalag 13, the
> word 'Klink' means two glasses have been knocked together."
>
> Schultz, in "Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari" - S03E04: "But we were
> just sitting here having a little wine and telling a few lies."
>
> Hogan, in "Klink vs. the Gonculator" - S04E02: "Carter, my boy, I must
> tell you the truth. There is no such thing as one rabbit."
>
> Carter. in "One Army at a Time" - S05E20: "I'll go AWOL from two
> armies at the same time."
>
> Klink, in "The Gypsy" - S06E13: "Hogan, would you please tell Rudolph
> Valentino here he's out of uniform?"
>
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