1994 Tim Allen's "Don't Stand Too Close To A ****d Man" Book
I have for sale hardcover edition book Tim Allen's "Don't Stand Too Close
To A ****d Man" by Tim Allen (1994). The book contains 219 pages of text
profiling the life and career of TV and Movie funnyman Tim Allen.
Front Jacket Excerpt:
"In Don't Stand Too Close To A ****d Man, Tim Allen takes us through the
rites of passage, from fixing up his banana-seat Stingray - which was fine
until he decided to spray-paint it purple - to a discourse on the various
"sugar food groups." He ponders why parents believe that kids don't want
to
eat the same thing every night, the nature of his mom's cooking ("What is
cubed steak, anyway?"), and fun with BB guns. He reveals his earliest
moment of ***ual awareness, which occurrred when he saw his first Playboy
pinup, and realized that every woman is ****d underneath her clothes."
The 1994 Tim Allen's "Don't Stand Too Close To A ****d Man" Book is in
MINT
condition.
Price $12. US plus postage
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