I read in People Magazine that there will be an I Love Lucy reunion.
Of course all of the cast members are dead but, apparently, a vault
was recently discovered at the old Desilu Studios that contained lost
BMs (bowel movements) of the cast members. The reunion will feature
the BMs (bowel movements) of Desi, Lucy, Vivian, and Bill. I heard
that even a few BMs (bowel movements) from Little Ricky will be on
display. Lucy liked to save everything (she was a real cheapskate)
and she must've saved everyone's BMs (bowel movements) so that she
could sell them later. Well, Lucy surely forgot all about these BMs
(bowel movements) because she died without telling anyone about them.
For the first time in almost 60 years, these BMs (bowel movements)
will be viewable by the public. Any guesses as to what each cast
member's BMs (bowel movements) look like? I can't wait. The reunion
is scheduled to be held at the LA Convention Center (next to Staples
Center) in June. Look forward to seeing all of you there!!!
