one pig ( singularis porkus )
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i choose to ask history
to remember me by the name
singularis porkus
i felt distinctly uncomfortable
th one time a fellow human addressed me as
saint paul
think about it
you wouldnt like it either
but you dont live with my testicle condition
being allergic to women
or if ya do
medical science doesnt know about you
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it's a mad time i live in
you ppl uptime
i hope are
living on multiple planets
for special security
that's specie\s al
security
that's our aim anyway
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the lord god put me on this earth to live a life of misery for some
good purpose
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i asked for a miracle this afternoon
a small albeit
i'd run out of pot
and the
testicles are disturbed by jane
she dangling my shovel
come calling paulie
coupel of days ok
and
dont need as much today
as idd couple days ago
so good
anti accomodation drug therapy and
my god came thru
maybe yurs will too
fuck he can be a vengefull prick though
oh
sorry
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standin in th wrong place
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i told her to call me
saint peter
cause i dont like him
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after a coupel of cones she mellowed out
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why do ya want an angel to help you dear ?
it will cost me much pain and suffering
ok
i'll sleep here one day a night
and yes
in your room
without sex
on condition that morticia drains my testicles
before i stay th night
and you dont bitch about it
like you have been
shake
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the mondays were particularly bad
but i wouldnt be smoking cigarettes
weird
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"good and bad"
in equal measure
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"cant feel my testicles now"
learned that trick at eleven
in a kombi van
"one puff of a joint and"
"testicle pain fly away"
"can talk to girls"
"comfortably numb"
yeah alright
edgecutter
"toecutter"
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one of many
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'she named you well"
always said she was th smartest
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"really wet lady splashes all over th bed"
"ruins th fuckin thing"
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well
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hell of an opening line
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"music on fuckhead"
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city high
'you dont know me'
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"hi wiz"
how ya goin ?
"thought you didnt seem that bothered"
just pain
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singularis porkus
like a lot of ppl
i just want that one page
in history
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"the tyranny of the threes"
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it's back
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"well th ground did move"
told ya
yur not freaked out by that ?
"didn't say that"
i know your soul
i told ya it was real
look in yur heart
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kylie minogue
'chocolate'
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alright i'm caramel
get fucked
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"you sayin we cant sense this ?"
yes jennifer
let it be
th futures written
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"it's maddening"
u not built to take it ?
"didnt say that"
"we got a problem at the three sisters"
"but how far forward ?"
i cant tell ya
just creeps me everytime i look at em
and they pull
you know babe
fuck
"so you think"
"leave a trail of premonition till death"
"and pray smarter human in th future"
we keep making gains
to lay cassandra
is to play alone
"lighthouse keeper"
fraid so
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ya cant input all that data from outside
ya'll get chaff
ya can go back and read interference
"i dig it paulie"
"i dig it"
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a perfect circle
'the package'
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"can we influence th songs paulei ?"
i dunno
is that what yur playing ?
"just with how you feel about that poor girl"
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let it be
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"i have to play th game paulie"
"it's how we see th future"
fucked that ya view magic two ways
"least we get to swap roles"
yeah it aint all bad
"good and evil"
balance
"can i ride ?"
tomorrow
"ok"
"i accept th limitations of my body"
liek ya have a choice
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"unicycle in th moonlight"
"<<< smile >>>"
"when mp3 player ?"
when waiting is
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jennifer
you may be confusing
other plot
or
happening in future
with previous
or
using for comparison
"ok"
th disasters yur looking at
common theme ?
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"why didnt i get that kuta beach ?"
tht's not what yur asking jenny
why didnt yur girlfriend
who was th cryptic clue crossword freak
get it ?
she was supposed t be reading
but
only read what applied to her
or
her girlfriends
also reading yur online diary
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"i'd never heard of a place called kuta beach"
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now it's gone tism again
spin on
too depressing
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good charlotte
'track 04'
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let it go
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"but she knew th place existed"
leave her to her fears babe
you cant fix that
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i dropped a wife
my son
and my best mate
and i'm still find myself starin at them three fuckin stars
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yur gunna give me trouble
when ?
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"too far future to get a hold of it"
more than five years then
all them fuckin signals we send out
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george carlin
'airport security'
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just like our fuckin seti project i guess
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BING
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i cant get insid ehteir heads
they;re not fuckin human
i cant read intention
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'relax man"
'i'm jackin sensitivity down"
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cake
'never there'
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be fucked
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be fucked
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we sensitives peel th heavens
it's our job
it comes to you
at maturity
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not in my sky now
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"it's more than one we're picking up"
union of souls
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interogative ?
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kylie
'track no 02'
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smile
as ever
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been tryin to pin you down
thank you
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"<<<smile>>>"
"we have our little wins"
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"know which star you are now"
"paulie's been weighin th evidence for a while"
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"down is up right ?"
we live down under babe
"ha fuckheads"
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ok
i'm pleased with that
been waitin on that call
"dulls it goin thru th earth"
makes it more palatable anyway
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nirvana
'something in the way"
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"see windows agrees"
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moon's just gone half hasn't it ?
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"whatever it was it was good screening"
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paulei conduit
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"mik said it was your forte"
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"i dont have that cryptic clue doing brain"
so you share
"and spit cryptic clues"
less cryptic than nostradamus
you did give warning
feeling large splash
worried
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k's choice
'i'm not an addict'
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"kuta lady"
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then two fuckin big waves
lef tht net screaming
six months to th day before
i'm leavin
too much fuckin pain
predictin mass death
had to come back early
screaming
for fuck's sake
predicted i'd come back to th net
and have t deal with again
on th very day
less fuckin cryptic than nostradamus anyway
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so when i say
th second star
of what i call th three sisters
i think
big dipper
me stoned boy
not my forte
is a problem
long time feeling
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let go kuta lady
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"she feeling it"
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ween
'i smoke some grass'
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kuta lady''s talkin again
co operatin
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"they smoke pot together ?"
you think that significant ?
"well you asked"
no they havent
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"is it because th stuff we predict is so shocking ?"
yur father was a murderer babe
yur a little more hardened to death
and you've had a near death experience
and survived a
live gun chase
are who you are
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one pig ( singularis porkus )
dig it
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infinite resources
ya think they could fuckin share
"Settle down toecutter ya dont know yet"
no
but i'm here
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"you know two boys who you know you think"
"have the mettle"
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i'm retarded by my disability
"i still do unicycle slides"
not that jennifer
it intrudes
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"a managers job is to always train th person below them"
"to replace them"
is how we humans co operate
well in th book nayway
"the stoners bible"
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"that was jennifer intruded in that dream"
i aint repeatin it
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kraftwerk
'computer love'
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yeah but i put it down occasionally
like most of my habits
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"feelin bothered were ya?"
no
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yur sittin there feelin yur back arent ya ?
"yeah"
jane
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"ya think she figured out th sack him threat and th shovel message
are"
"two different things"
wasnt to her
or to car come to think of it
she's smarter than that
"dont be too sure"
rung to say my shovel has finally turned up at her house
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"maybe she grew a brain"
or car's wife
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"it spun em out"
they liek to judge me
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take it to th cops
fieldday
every one of us
was livin in th black
told ya man
i used to be a minder
to a carnie
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"and she not th first girl to scream for help"
kept him honest
"well mostly"
good enough
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just got offered a jamming aircraft
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city high
'caramel'(remix)
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well that's nice
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sounds like a nice jam anyway
how ya goin womble ?
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i couldnt come to th beach man
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i still cant
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i aint out appeasin th waves
playin kadeecha man
i plead victim of circumstance
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"this in th ears"
"from that fuckin mp3 player"
"ah,man it's killin me"
hold on
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cherish it
cuttin thru th waves
to caramel
on one wheel
th mp3 layer
sprkling
in th ears
and th light
sparkling in th waves
a rooster tail
int h tiddlers
off th back of th wheel
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nirvana
'something in the way'
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whoo
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fuck off kuta beach
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"how many minds we read ?"
[classified]
"can ya read th mind of a small child ?"
they know not which way they are going to go
you have to
<<< smile >>>
make a premonition
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"who gets th truth ?"
only asio
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"and they'd have to ask nicely"
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i know how to train th gift though
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and how to see results while yur doing it
course
in true carny fashion
there is a little i dont reveal
how do i do it ?
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"ya just gotta be really psychic"
helps we wandered amongst th carnies for twenty years
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buy twelve of them man
trust e
buy twelve
i know they havent taken em in ages
sure enough
jo gets on th phone
hi paulie
usual stuff
and
then
chips and goodies
and twelve bottles of softdrink
"party for th oldies ?"
i guess
we held em two days
ha
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"he a good teacher"
but a fuckin mungrel
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ex sergeant
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you woulda liked him robert
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"maybe he does"
"mr heinlein was very attuned"
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'i pinned em robert"
'i know where they are"
'but apart from a sense of unease"
'i cant get thru th chaff"
'helps when th planet occludes"
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i'm fucked if i know
do know i'm led
and sometiems i'm right in spectacular fashion
and sometimes i'm not
this is life
and experience says
that in th world of psychic
that;s as good as it gets
i'll take one in two
still usefull
fuckheads
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next song
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cat stevens
'miles from nowhere'
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taint no such thing
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you dont understand space
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"failed spectacualrly"
"when ya predicted mc cartney was gunna die"
see that one as a polar opposite
he announced that he was goin to have another child
cryptic
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and i was one day out
fuck
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i claim the dateline ok
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still fucking closer
so much fucking spectacularly closer
than yur fuckin
nostradamus
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i' take th fucker as a win
or th real existence of psychic phenomena
and if ya dont belev me
keep watchin
go till i die
get my page in history
and shut your fucking stupid mouth
for once and for all
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kristin hersh
'your dirty answer'
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once th world was flat
and evryone greed with that
but then it turned out round
and after a bit
evryone agreed with that
aint round
much more surreal than that
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can YOU penetrate the mystery ?
can YOU crack an operating system ?
"in visual basic"
ok
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low level system computer programmer
open mind
disgorge
fiddle
oh wow
psychic powers
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worked for bill gates
figured it would work for me
and look what happened to him
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if i can get all these fuckers to agree
these gifts are real
even if
sometimes unreliable
then i'll get my page
because th fucking chaff will stop
you fucking idiots
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 07'
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"it's on th unicycle it bites th worst"
come unstuck
jacks up th sensitivity
what brought me down ?
well i'll be fucked
star number two of the three sisters
why ?
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was that a gravitic pulse ?
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bullshit
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i just registered a spike
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"took some thinking"
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music weas dead on
dead smooth
no pebble
no ripple
all good in th seamless mp3 layer
much better for experimenting
than th tapeplayers
or th radio
sudden cuts
brought things undone
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placebo
'the bitter end'
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can use th break jenny
"i do dig it"
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my timing was good
in the right place at the right time
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count on five years on the wheel
t feel th sensitivity
hello
what we got here ?
hmmm
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humans are needed in some circuits
for sensitivity
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'wheel tail monkey"
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known as
singularis porkus
see you at th bitter end
i'm bettin on us
and i'm psychic
so we'll see
plenty to go around
unlimited resources
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flight sim
'GEARUP"
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i miss my wheel
tomorrow is
if that bloody moon would stop throwin me around
"good on th beam"
yeah makes it's pull
um
i have not words
waiting is
..
..
..
singularis porkus
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p.s.
it was artificial
had th wrong taste
like a chopped square sign wave
hadnt been cleaned up
was running sour
"harmony"
yes
harmony was wrong
i background singer
harmony my business
part of th training
harmony was wrong
harmony was wrong
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was nice trip
good music
danced to protection
in th waves
till it got too light
and th camera guys started arriving
fucked up
and one got me
left th beach
went to another beach
no he got me
asked for special dawn
pictures
i obliged
he nice guy
parked th car on a newspaper
and had a cappacino
fuck i cut it too fine
and got caught by a camera
secret mens business
had my cuppa and
drove th car off th paper
to find
nicole kidman
saying
stalked by cameras
written in th paper
i hapepned ot have a half hor to kill
so i read it in th park
a southern paper
i was ogint o a meetin
where my body suffered somehtn terrible
ya dont remember pain
ya remember memory of pain
dig it
readin nickie feelign harrassed
ok nickie
i did this for kylie
and you just deserving
apply same curse
"fuck off"
"six months bad luck"
"to any person with a camera"
"bothers our nickie"
"from th wizard of oz"
"may you fall on yur camera"
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special ppl
to all australian ppl
stride th world stage
even our madman russel
wizard conferr jenny's curse on picture takers
and
stamp
with all australian entertainers
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wot use is a curse less ya use it for good ?
is how to beat th fucker
"pot and unicycle"
"comfortably numb"
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i had a fuckin shitty day after that nickie
a real shitty day
but i still owe ya one
but i broke my rules
and i was surfin on my heel
in th surf
whiel th picture takers were out
and i'm a kadeecha man
it's bad juju
and they should treat it with respect
it's secret mens business
it's certainly not meant to be photographed
fuck i paid a high price
worst testicle pain in a year
but fuck it was a good ride
th sun's too stormy
if th beach is real flat
and there's not a breath of wind
and ya
have multiple cones
and ride
for
well hours
takes three
till yur
anywhere near approachin th zone
ya can feel th waves
moving
and th sun
stormy
eyes closed
boiling hot summer
sweating
listening to th msuic
and letting th unicycle dance
have to open th eyes
there's a human
feel jennifer
quick
too slow
we're down
nah i didnt know anyone was there
last open of th eyes
there wasnt a soul on th beach
she came out of a wave
i had my eyes shut
come down
and heres this chick lookin at me
like fifteen feet away
where th fuck did she come from ?
"screened by the water"
know that now
gone cunt up to find it out though
was in a foot deep
white water
everythin tickin smoothly
and at least six hours in
on th man's bike
"havent worked so hard since"
u fund it
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"and morticia did text"
"she being th acclaimed"
"by many"
"head witch of th gold coast"
"do ya still do that trick"
"where ya fly th surfboard above yur head on th surf"
no
ppl keep intruding
amd cunts run into th surf
and take me out
thinking me th clown
doing gravity research
and playing cause stoned
whiel at it
not appreciated
not at all...
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"not readers of spider robinson anyway"
"or robert heinlein"
