Re: one pig ( singularis ****kus )

And what does this have to do with Iron Chef?

"singularis ****kus" <thekadeechaman@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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> one pig ( singularis ****kus )
> +++
>
> i choose to ask history
> to remember me by the name
>
> singularis ****kus
>
> i felt distinctly uncomfortable
> th one time a fellow human addressed me as
> saint paul
>
> think about it
> you wouldnt like it either
>
> but you dont live with my testicle condition
> being allergic to women
>
> or if ya do
> medical science doesnt know about you
>
> +++
>
>
> it's a mad time i live in
> you ppl uptime
> i hope are
>
> living on multiple planets
> for special security
>
> that's specie\s al
>
> security
>
>
> that's our aim anyway
>
> +++
>
>
> the lord god put me on this earth to live a life of misery for some
>
> good purpose
>
> +++
>
> i asked for a miracle this afternoon
> a small albeit
>
> i'd run out of pot
> and the
>
> testicles are disturbed by jane
>
> she dangling my shovel
> come calling paulie
>
> coupel of days ok
> and
> dont need as much today
> as idd couple days ago
>
>
> so good
> anti accomodation drug therapy and
>
>
> my god came thru
>
>
> maybe yurs will too
>
> **** he can be a vengefull prick though
>
> oh
>
> sorry
>
> +++
>
>
> standin in th wrong place
>
> +++
>
>
> i told her to call me
> saint peter
>
>
> cause i dont like him
>
> +++
>
>
> after a coupel of cones she mellowed out
>
> +++
>
>
> why do ya want an angel to help you  dear ?
> it will cost me much pain and suffering
>
> ok
> i'll sleep here one day a night
> and yes
>
> in your room
>
> without ***
>
>
> on condition that morticia drains my testicles
> before i stay th night
> and you dont ***** about it
> like you have been
>
> shake
>
> +++
>
> the mondays were particularly bad
> but i wouldnt be smoking cigarettes
>
> weird
>
> +++
>
> "good and bad"
> in equal measure
>
> +++
>
>
> "cant feel my testicles now"
> learned that trick at eleven
> in a kombi van
>
> "one puff of a joint and"
> "testicle pain fly away"
> "can talk to girls"
>
> "comfortably numb"
> yeah alright
>
> edgecutter
> "toecutter"
>
> +++
>
>
> one of many
>
> +++
>
>
> 'she named you well"
> always said she was th smartest
>
> +++
>
> "really wet lady splashes all over th bed"
> "ruins th ****in thing"
>
> +++
>
> well
>
> +++
>
>
> hell of an opening line
>
> +++
>
> "music on ****head"
>
> +++
> city high
> 'you dont know me'
> +++
>
> "hi wiz"
> how ya goin ?
>
> "thought you didnt seem that bothered"
>
>
> just pain
>
> +++
>
>
> singularis ****kus
> like a lot of ppl
> i just want that one page
> in history
>
>
> +++
>
>
> "the tyranny of the threes"
>
> +++
>
> it's back
>
> +++
>
> "well th ground did move"
> told ya
>
> yur not freaked out by that ?
> "didn't say that"
>
> i know your soul
> i told ya it was real
>
> look in yur heart
>
> +++
> kylie minogue
> 'chocolate'
> +++
>
>
> alright i'm caramel
> get ****ed
>
> +++
>
>
> "you sayin we cant sense this ?"
> yes jennifer
>
>
> let it be
> th futures written
>
> +++
>
> "it's maddening"
> u not built to take it ?
> "didnt say that"
>
> "we got a problem at the three sisters"
> "but how far forward ?"
>
> i cant tell ya
> just creeps me everytime i look at em
>
> and they pull
>
> you know babe
>
> ****
>
> "so you think"
> "leave a trail of premonition till death"
> "and pray smarter human in th future"
>
>
> we keep making gains
>
> to lay cassandra
> is to play alone
>
> "lighthouse keeper"
> fraid so
>
> +++
>
>
> ya cant input all that data from outside
> ya'll get chaff
> ya can go back and read interference
>
> "i dig it paulie"
> "i dig it"
>
> +++
> a perfect circle
> 'the package'
> +++
>
> "can we influence th songs paulei ?"
> i dunno
> is that what yur playing ?
>
>
> "just with how you feel about that poor girl"
>
> +++
>
>
> let it be
>
> +++
>
>
> "i have to play th game paulie"
> "it's how we see th future"
>
> ****ed that ya view magic two ways
> "least we get to swap roles"
>
> yeah it aint all bad
>
> "good and evil"
>
>
> balance
> "can i ride ?"
>
>
> tomorrow
>
> "ok"
>
> "i accept th limitations of my body"
>
> liek ya have a choice
>
> +++
>
>
>
> "unicycle in th moonlight"
> "<<< smile >>>"
> "when mp3 player ?"
>
> when waiting is
>
> +++
>
> jennifer
> you may be confusing
> other plot
> or
>
> happening in future
> with previous
>
> or
>
> using for comparison
>
>
> "ok"
>
>
> th disasters yur looking at
>
> common theme ?
>
>
> +++
>
>
> "why didnt i get that kuta beach ?"
> tht's not what yur asking jenny
>
> why didnt yur girlfriend
> who was th cryptic clue crossword freak
> get it ?
>
> she was supposed t be reading
> but
>
>
> only read what applied to her
> or
>
> her girlfriends
>
> also reading yur online diary
>
> +++
>
> "i'd never heard of a place called kuta beach"
>
> +++
>
> now it's gone tism again
> spin on
> too depressing
>
> +++
> good charlotte
> 'track 04'
> +++
>
>
> let it go
>
> +++
>
>
> "but she knew th place existed"
> leave her to her fears babe
> you cant fix that
>
> +++
>
> i dropped a wife
> my son
> and my best mate
>
> and i'm still find myself starin at them three ****in stars
>
> +++
>
>
> yur gunna give me trouble
> when ?
>
> +++
>
>
> "too far future to get a hold of it"
> more than five years then
>
> all them ****in signals we send out
>
> +++
> george carlin
> 'air****t security'
> +++
>
> just like our ****in seti project i guess
>
> +++
>
> BING
>
> +++
>
>
> i cant get insid ehteir heads
> they;re not ****in human
>
> i cant read intention
>
> +++
>
>
> 'relax man"
> 'i'm jackin sensitivity down"
>
> +++
>
> cake
> 'never there'
> +++
>
>
>
>
>
> be ****ed
>
> +++
>
>
> be ****ed
>
> +++
>
>
> we sensitives peel th heavens
> it's our job
> it comes to you
> at maturity
>
> +++
>
> not in my sky now
>
> +++
>
>
> "it's more than one we're picking up"
> union of souls
>
> +++
>
>
> interogative ?
>
> +++
> kylie
> 'track no 02'
> +++
>
> smile
>
> as ever
>
> +++
>
>
> been tryin to pin you down
>
> thank you
>
> +++
>
>
> "<<<smile>>>"
> "we have our little wins"
>
> +++
>
>
> "know which star you are now"
> "paulie's been weighin th evidence for a while"
>
> +++
>
> "down is up right ?"
> we live down under babe
> "ha ****heads"
>
> +++
>
>
> ok
> i'm pleased with that
> been waitin on that call
>
> "dulls it goin thru th earth"
> makes it more palatable anyway
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'something in the way"
> +++
>
> "see windows agrees"
>
> +++
>
>
> moon's just gone half hasn't it ?
>
> +++
>
>
> "whatever it was it was good screening"
>
> +++
>
> paulei conduit
>
> +++
>
> "mik said it was your forte"
>
> +++
>
>
> "i dont have that cryptic clue doing brain"
> so you share
>
> "and spit cryptic clues"
> less cryptic than nostradamus
> you did give warning
>
> feeling large splash
> worried
>
> +++
> k's choice
> 'i'm not an addict'
> +++
>
> "kuta lady"
>
> +++
>
> then two ****in big waves
> lef tht net screaming
> six months to th day before
>
> i'm leavin
>
> too much ****in pain
> predictin mass death
>
> had to come back early
>
> screaming
> for ****'s sake
>
> predicted i'd come back to th net
> and have t deal with again
>
> on th very day
>
> less ****in cryptic than nostradamus anyway
>
> +++
>
> so when i say
> th second star
>
> of what i call th three sisters
>
> i think
>
>
> big dipper
>
> me stoned boy
>
>
> not my forte
>
>
> is a problem
>
>
>
> long time feeling
>
> +++
>
>
> let go kuta lady
>
> +++
>
> "she feeling it"
>
> +++
> ween
> 'i smoke some grass'
> +++
>
> kuta lady''s talkin again
> co operatin
>
> +++
>
> "they smoke pot together ?"
> you think that significant ?
> "well you asked"
> no they havent
>
> +++
>
> "is it because th stuff we predict is so shocking ?"
> yur father was a murderer babe
> yur a little more hardened to death
>
> and you've had a near death experience
> and survived a
> live gun chase
>
>
> are who you are
>
> +++
>
> one pig ( singularis ****kus )
>
> dig it
>
> +++
>
>
> infinite resources
> ya think they could ****in share
> "Settle down toecutter ya dont know yet"
>
> no
> but i'm here
>
> +++
>
>
> "you know two boys who you know you think"
> "have the mettle"
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm retarded by my disability
> "i still do unicycle slides"
> not that jennifer
>
> it intrudes
>
> +++
>
> "a managers job is to always train th person below them"
> "to replace them"
>
> is how we humans co operate
>
> well in th book nayway
>
> "the stoners bible"
>
>
> +++
>
> "that was jennifer intruded in that dream"
> i aint repeatin it
>
> +++
> kraftwerk
> 'computer love'
> +++
>
>
> yeah but i put it down occasionally
> like most of my habits
>
> +++
>
>
> "feelin bothered were ya?"
> no
>
> +++
>
>
> yur sittin there feelin yur back arent ya ?
> "yeah"
>
> jane
>
> +++
>
>
> "ya think she figured out th sack him threat and th shovel message
> are"
> "two different things"
> wasnt to her
>
> or to car come to think of it
> she's smarter than that
> "dont be too sure"
>
> rung to say my shovel has finally turned up at her house
>
> +++
>
>
> "maybe she grew a brain"
> or car's wife
>
> +++
>
>
> "it spun em out"
> they liek to judge me
>
> +++
>
> take it to th cops
> fieldday
>
> every one of us
> was livin in th black
>
> told ya man
> i used to be a minder
>
> to a carnie
>
> +++
>
> "and she not th first girl to scream for help"
> kept him honest
> "well mostly"
>
> good enough
>
> +++
>
> just got offered a jamming aircraft
>
> +++
> city high
> 'caramel'(remix)
> +++
>
> well that's nice
>
> +++
>
>
> sounds like a nice jam anyway
> how ya goin womble ?
>
> +++
>
> i couldnt come to th beach man
>
> +++
>
>
> i still cant
>
> +++
>
>
> i aint out appeasin th waves
> playin kadeecha man
>
> i plead victim of cir***stance
>
> +++
>
>
> "this in th ears"
> "from that ****in mp3 player"
> "ah,man it's killin me"
>
> hold on
>
> +++
>
> cherish it
>
> cuttin thru th waves
>
> to caramel
>
> on one wheel
>
>
> th mp3 layer
> sprkling
> in th ears
>
> and th light
> sparkling in th waves
>
> a rooster tail
> int h tiddlers
> off th back of th wheel
> +++
> nirvana
> 'something in the way'
> +++
>
> whoo
>
> +++
>
> **** off kuta beach
>
> +++
>
> "how many minds we read ?"
> [classified]
>
> "can ya read th mind of a small child ?"
> they know not which way they are going to go
> you have to
>
> <<< smile >>>
> make a premonition
>
> +++
>
>
> "who gets th truth ?"
> only asio
>
> +++
>
>
> "and they'd have to ask nicely"
>
> +++
>
>
> i know how to train th gift though
>
> +++
>
>
> and how to see results while yur doing it
> course
> in true carny fa****on
>
> there is a little i dont reveal
>
> how do i do it ?
>
> +++
>
>
> "ya just gotta be really psychic"
> helps we wandered amongst th carnies for twenty years
>
> +++
>
> buy twelve of them man
> trust e
> buy twelve
>
> i know they havent taken em in ages
>
> sure enough
>
> jo gets on th phone
>
> hi paulie
> usual stuff
> and
> then
>
> chips and goodies
>
> and twelve bottles of softdrink
>
> "party for th oldies ?"
>
>
> i guess
>
> we held em two days
>
> ha
>
> +++
>
>
> "he a good teacher"
> but a ****in mungrel
>
> +++
>
> ex sergeant
>
> +++
>
> you woulda liked him robert
>
> +++
>
> "maybe he does"
> "mr heinlein was very attuned"
>
> +++
>
>
> 'i pinned em robert"
>
> 'i know where they are"
> 'but apart from a sense of unease"
>
> 'i cant get thru th chaff"
>
> 'helps when th planet occludes"
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm ****ed if i know
> do know i'm led
>
> and sometiems i'm right in spectacular fa****on
> and sometimes i'm not
>
> this is life
> and experience says
> that in th world of psychic
> that;s as good as it gets
>
>
> i'll take one in two
>
> still usefull
>
>
> ****heads
>
> +++
> next song
> +++
> cat stevens
> 'miles from nowhere'
> +++
>
> taint no such thing
>
> +++
>
> you dont understand space
>
> +++
>
>
> "failed spectacualrly"
> "when ya predicted mc cartney was gunna die"
>
> see that one as a polar opposite
> he announced that he was goin to have another child
>
> cryptic
>
> +++
>
> and i was one day out
>
> ****
>
> +++
>
>
> i claim the dateline ok
>
> +++
>
> still ****ing closer
>
> so much ****ing spectacularly closer
> than yur ****in
> nostradamus
>
> +++
>
>
> i' take th ****er as a win
> or th real existence of psychic phenomena
>
>
> and if ya dont belev me
>
> keep watchin
>
> go till i die
>
>
> get my page in history
>
> and shut your ****ing stupid mouth
> for once and for all
>
>
> +++
> kristin hersh
> 'your dirty answer'
> +++
>
> once th world was flat
> and evryone greed with that
>
> but then it turned out round
> and after a bit
> evryone agreed with that
>
> aint round
>
> much more surreal than that
>
> +++
>
> can YOU penetrate the mystery ?
>
> can YOU crack an operating system ?
>
>
> "in visual basic"
>
>
> ok
>
> +++
>
>
> low level system computer programmer
>
> open mind
> disgorge
>
>
> fiddle
>
>
> oh wow
>
>
> psychic powers
>
> +++
>
>
> worked for bill gates
>
> figured it would work for me
>
> and look what happened to him
>
> +++
>
>
> if i can get all these ****ers to agree
> these gifts are real
> even if
> sometimes unreliable
>
> then i'll get my page
> because th ****ing chaff will stop
>
> you ****ing idiots
>
> +++
> the red hot chilli peppers
> 'track no 07'
> +++
>
>
> "it's on th unicycle it bites th worst"
> come unstuck
>
> jacks up th sensitivity
> what brought me down ?
>
> well i'll be ****ed
> star number two of the three sisters
>
> why ?
>
>
> +++
>
>
> was that a gravitic pulse ?
>
> +++
>
>
> bull****
>
> +++
>
>
> i just registered a spike
>
> +++
>
>
> "took some thinking"
>
> +++
>
>
> music weas dead on
> dead smooth
>
> no pebble
> no ripple
>
> all good in th seamless mp3 layer
> much better for experimenting
>
> than th tapeplayers
> or th radio
>
>
> sudden cuts
> brought things undone
>
> +++
> placebo
> 'the bitter end'
> +++
>
> can use th break jenny
> "i do dig it"
>
> +++
>
> my timing was good
> in the right place at the right time
>
> +++
>
> count on five years on the wheel
>
> t feel th sensitivity
>
>
> hello
> what we got here ?
>
>
> hmmm
>
>
> +++
>
>
>
> humans are needed in some circuits
> for sensitivity
>
> +++
>
>
> 'wheel tail monkey"
>
> +++
>
>
> known as
> singularis ****kus
>
>
> see you at th bitter end
>
> i'm bettin on us
>
>
>
> and i'm psychic
> so we'll see
>
>
> plenty to go around
> unlimited resources
>
>
> +++
> flight sim
> 'GEARUP"
> +++
>
> i miss my wheel
> tomorrow is
>
> if that bloody moon would stop throwin me around
>
> "good on th beam"
>
> yeah makes it's pull
>
> um
>
> i have not words
>
>
> waiting is
>
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> singularis ****kus
> +++
>
> p.s.
>
> it was artificial
> had th wrong taste
>
> like a chopped square sign wave
>
> hadnt been cleaned up
>
> was running sour
>
>
> "harmony"
>
> yes
>
> harmony was wrong
>
>
> i background singer
> harmony my business
>
>
> part of th training
>
>
> harmony was wrong
>
>
> harmony was wrong
>
>
>
> +++
>
>
> was nice trip
> good music
>
> danced to protection
> in th waves
>
> till it got too light
> and th camera guys started arriving
>
>
> ****ed up
>
> and one got me
>
>
>
> left th beach
> went to another beach
>
> no he got me
>
>
> asked for special dawn
>
> pictures
>
>
>
> i obliged
> he nice guy
>
>
> parked th car on a newspaper
> and had a cappacino
>
>
> **** i cut it too fine
> and got caught by a camera
>
>
> secret mens business
>
>
> had my cuppa and
> drove th car off th paper
>
> to find
>
>
> nicole kidman
>
>
> saying
>
> stalked by cameras
>
>
>
> written in th paper
>
> i hapepned ot have a half hor to kill
>
> so i read it in th park
>
> a southern paper
>
>
> i was ogint o a meetin
> where my body suffered somehtn terrible
>
> ya dont remember pain
> ya remember memory of pain
>
> dig it
>
> readin nickie feelign harrassed
>
> ok nickie
>
>
> i did this for kylie
> and you just deserving
>
> apply same curse
>
> "**** off"
>
>
> "six months bad luck"
> "to any person with a camera"
> "bothers our nickie"
>
> "from th wizard of oz"
> "may you fall on yur camera"
>
> +++
>
>
> special ppl
>
> to all australian ppl
>
> stride th world stage
>
> even our madman russel
>
>
> wizard conferr jenny's curse on picture takers
> and
> stamp
>
> with all australian entertainers
>
>
> +++
>
> wot use is a curse less ya use it for good ?
> is how to beat th ****er
>
> "pot and unicycle"
> "comfortably numb"
>
> +++
>
> i had a ****in ****y day after that nickie
> a real ****y day
>
> but i still owe ya one
>
>
> but i broke my rules
> and i was surfin on my heel
> in th surf
>
> whiel th picture takers were out
>
> and i'm a kadeecha man
>
>
> it's bad juju
>
> and they should treat it with respect
>
>
> it's secret mens business
>
> it's certainly not meant to be photographed
>
>
>
> **** i paid a high price
>
> worst testicle pain in a year
>
>
> but **** it was a good ride
>
>
>
> th sun's too stormy
>
> if th beach is real flat
>
>
> and there's not a breath of wind
>
> and ya
>
> have multiple cones
> and ride
>
> for
>
> well hours
>
>
> takes three
> till yur
>
> anywhere near approachin th zone
>
>
> ya can feel th waves
>
> moving
>
>
> and th sun
> stormy
>
> eyes closed
> boiling hot summer
> sweating
>
>
> listening to th msuic
>
> and letting th unicycle dance
>
>
> have to open th eyes
>
> there's a human
>
>
> feel jennifer
> quick
>
>
> too slow
>
> we're down
>
>
> nah i didnt know anyone was there
> last open of th eyes
>
> there wasnt a soul on th beach
> she came out of a wave
>
> i had my eyes shut
> come down
>
> and heres this chick lookin at me
>
> like fifteen feet away
>
> where th **** did she come from ?
>
>
> "screened by the water"
>
> know that now
>
>
> gone **** up to find it out though
> was in a foot deep
> white water
>
> everythin tickin smoothly
>
> and at least six hours in
> on th man's bike
>
> "havent worked so hard since"
>
> u fund it
>
>
> +++
>
>
> "and morticia did text"
> "she being th acclaimed"
> "by many"
> "head witch of th gold coast"
>
> "do ya still do that trick"
> "where ya fly th surfboard above yur head on th surf"
>
>
> no
>
> ppl keep intruding
>
>
> amd ****s run into th surf
> and take me out
> thinking me th clown
>
>
> doing gravity research
> and playing cause stoned
> whiel at it
>
>
> not appreciated
>
>
> not at all...
>
> +++
>
> "not readers of spider robinson anyway"
> "or robert heinlein"