Eric Gisin quoted the Weekly World News:
<http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61696>
> Ever since the world learned that extraterrestrials are
> using the moon as a garbage dump...
The likelihood of a plant (or person) surviving unprotected
on the lunar surface has dropped even lower than it had been!
> "We've been monitoring the lunar body for signs of instability,
> toxins and increased geologic activity," said General Eddie
> Burroughs, USAF, in charge of lunar surveillance.
Whose sudden (and unrecorded) appearance among Air Force generals
may be due to family influence -- as his middle name indicates,
if you consider who is the present Secretary of State.
> NASA physicist Dr. Tark Stasis agreed.
The re****ter has misspelled "Thark"... or is it "Tars Tarkus"?
> However, Dr. Stasis said that all is not lost. NASA scientists
> are working with the famed Miskatonic Institute of Technology
> on a possible solution.
But the details are unspeakable, nay, could drive a reader mad!
Still I... can't... look away... from the page... Ia! Ia nguruthaa!
Thank you for posting this, Eric. Until now, I hadn't realized
that the Weekly World News contained *deliberate* humour.
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