"Mike T" <mike@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "The Questarian" <J.bielak@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Ron Hubbard wrote:
>> > It's nice to have a group like this to keep LIS alive, but
couldn't
>> > the
> people who
>> > started this group made the name a few hundred characters
shorter?
>> > :-)
>> >
>> > Ron
>> >
>> > --
>> > "Everybody has a secret except for me and my monkey."INSERT SIM
CARD
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ok you can sit down now
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because your reading a lethal kadaitcha man's diary ****wit
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now that th rabble have departed
..
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why have i got a girl peeing on my desktop ?
"umm maybe you scared a few girls"
arent they supposed to sit down to pee ?
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
bin wonderin about that
th clouds are gatherin but
+++
humid as **** today
+++
got a call at lunchtime
the epa got us
can ya come down and
help clean up th creek and drain
prefer to stuff my unicycle up th drains
rather than shovel em
**** man
that is a **** of a lot of red oxide
i apologise for my testicles answerin th phone
i'll go see my dealer when we
get done
+++
i did
she was out
so kuta lady looked after me
ta
he's a good boy
+++
swear i was a
maori boy
with three and a half foot shoulders
dont talk to me
liek i'm a ****in dog
+++
U2
'desire'
+++
thanks man
th blue balls were goin spare
everybody's had a serve today
they're all much happier with me now
+++
no
th land rover didnt get finished
they're back under th ****in thing
+++
car wants his trailer back
+++
yeah right car
+++
who rebuilt yur kombi for ya ?
+++
you'd desire yur trailer back
it'll come back when he's finished with it
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 06'
+++
Sopranos- Theme Song
'Woke up This Morning'
+++
th abc werent re****ting it
+++
"how long were we not medicated ?"
long enough
+++
scuse i
..
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so young fella
can ya see me
bein a minder
knockin on doors
demanding money
+++
not everything is
as it first appears
+++
i only did it
seventeen years
+++
no-one ever
gets me
on th first
read
+++
thought i missed bein a
toecutter
+++
"bein a lethal kadaitcha man
"not good enough for you jennifer ?"
"it's a license to kill for ****'s sake"
+++
i'm just psychic
see things before they happen
"crap"
+++
are ya gunna point th bone of death at osama or wot wiz ?
"kuta wants reassurance he's alive"
+++
we cant be that lucky
"yes we can"
"filling three contracts at once"
"is not unheard of"
+++
death threats are
just part of breathing
+++
i been mungrelated by th cops
more times than i'd like to
admit
for death threats
+++
no th funny thing is man
if i'm serious about killin ya
i dont threaten ya
i just
point th bone of death
and
do my tribal singing
some time around
seven days later
THUD
+++
tellin you about it
makes no difference
to th outcome
just
sweeter
+++
poke yur nose up osama
i'm a black tracker and
nobody has my balls
+++
sick of watchin this **** on th
tv
one man can make a difference
even a background singin
invisible one
+++
i'm a freak osama
an out there
psychic freak
with two minds in one body
i dont work as a minder
on th carnival anymore
i'm freelance
+++
dr death
successfully sung to death in 12 days
by aboriginal australian
lethal kadaitcha man [ deadly magic hitman ]
dr azahari - tick
+++
<<<<< smile >>>>
greetings
+++
welcome to
reality
+++
in here is my business card
+++
no-one's answering th phone
do th words
**** off and go away
offend ?
+++
hey john
dont forget th
australian soccer team
they didnt pay
th witchdoctor
32 years that curse lasted
+++
should i make out a bill ?
"dont be vulgar"
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went off to make a coffee
th nephew in a punchy mood
ok
young fella
sparring time
you little bugger
arent you gettin quick ?
never got one in but
he faces left
he faces right
he never faces
you
you steal my tricks mate
well done
you get a tick
+++
got a real
agggressive style
no wonder he cleans em up
i want you in a
martial arts class
+++
if he really kicks
i'll come back to training
+++
a kick bag
under th back verandah
i think we can arrange that
+++
man
you got marko's genes alright
****
+++
your grandfather
was a fighter
put away th murderer ****
and look beyond it
i looked into my fathers eyes
over a set of fists
again
eerie
+++
how am i gunna broach this
with little brother
uncle genie's
blowin thru in a couple weeks
leave it with me
+++
he's only my height
but man
th ****in reach
+++
so alright young fella
i know yur currently servin suspensions
does that umm
not givin em a target to think about
work good for ya ?
+++
****e yeah
they never know
where it's comin from
<<< big ****eating grin >>>
+++
who taught you that move boy ?
+++
ya go to training
to be content
with th knowledge
ya can
open his chest cavity
cause
th fastest way to a man's heart
is thru his chest
although after
five years on that unicycle
my leg speed is
doesnt matter which leg
moves first
you never know
which one's gunna clobber ya
"first"
"it's"
"usually both"
"i dont believe in wasting momentum"
flywheel rider
"si"
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i dont need a gun
+++
or th stuff they stick in bullets
+++
licensed to kill
by my religion
oldest religion in th world
aboriginal australian belief
+++
do i get
007 back
?
i whacked dr death kutaman
"ok"
+++
xtc
'senses working overtime'
+++
and i diverted their attention to
dr death from th bundaberg hospital saga
it's nicely clouded
"obfuscated ?"
oh yes
+++
i like that
not talkin unless i'm stoned
"never see"
"me"
+++
ya dont wanna face the
lethal kadaitcha man
when his nuts are hurtin bad
them women stink ya know
fukin pheremones
+++
i know it's supposed to calm down
after puberty
not with my genes
we're naturally long lived
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
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you didnt land one punch man
i've had three cones
since crawlin outta th drain
+++
yur grandfather hit me enough
not that i'm
gunna shove that in yur face
i did tell ya what age
i took him on though
we stop now or
th furniture starts gettin hurt
<<< smile >>>
wrong footed ya
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nah man
lead off th wrong
foot
ride yur unicycle first but
it's a big part of yur training
+++
my body is balanced
wherever i am
i can leap from
+++
when ya can
ride yur unicycle
stick
young man
in th surf
and carry yur most precious mp3 player
confident
ya aint gunna kill it
then you get a
yellow belt
one step up from
white belt learner
+++
we dont do tips
****in childish crap
+++
white
yellow
green
blue
brown
black
red
and no dans
+++
i can ride my stick
in a thirty knot breeze
in a foot of water [surf]
blindfolded
thru three intersecting waves
two coming in
one going out
i'm a red belt
+++
i surf th land on my stick
+++
**** i had a good surf
saturday night
+++
th calves are still
pumping
+++
sade
'sweetest taboo'
+++
th oversize unicycle tyre was
losin traction
predictably
th most
awesome slides
+++
i know this nice smooth
nicely swept drain
with no rocks in it
land surfer dude
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
"ya dont think ?"
nah
+++
i did ***** to th all
about th drains
havin rocks in em
i liek to zip up th outside drains
and this one leads into a
tunnel
havent tried that
i will need a light
paulie
"ok"
+++
ya got a great eye
little brother
for detail
but ya'd never make a car detailer
that orange slime mould from there down
is natural cover for what we're
pullin out in solids
ok
<<<smiel >>>
did he even return ?
dickhead
+++
all they wanted us to do was
throw it up on th grass
+++
it's just red oxide
th old biddy's
on th phoen and
whingin
<<<smiel >>>
+++
the land surfer shall return
and blow yur
everlovin mind
+++
i'll give ya somethin to whinge about
+++
"comin downhill jennifer"
"in th pipe"
"liek river surfin"
"but on a unicycle"
"in th storm drain"
****in kuta man
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we'll need brakes
"*****SLAP"
ow
sorry
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mika
hopped into this song
saturday night
i was boppin along
just
singin wot comes out
thanks for th compliment
you are very kind
and i turned and
hey mika
you heard the
james brown car alarm ?
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
at a hundred decibels
drowned yur pissy new little pig amp man
sorry dude
hey ?
oh ok
<<<Smiel >>>
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i **** on th song
he picked it back up
i even sang some of th words
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it works but
better than th cop carhorns
nearly got that sound
barped back at it
satdy night
and th dickless tracy
did a little hop
<<<Smile >>>
lose soem weight dear
no
there isnt a copcar comin down
the fortitude valley mall
just a kadaitcha man
mimic
pullin a little jape
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shaggy
'carolina'
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ah no
we'll go spanish which means
cuban right mika ?
<<<smiel >>>
+++
sung a whole album of jewel
before i hit th street
---
i dont um
so much
plagiarize yur songs as much as
yur voice
+++
then of course
i wander somewhere
they never heard before
long and wailing and
sounds so wrong and
they stop
and listen
is religious singing from
the tribe's kadaitcha man
+++
best compliment ever
singing
it's ****in wrong
but it sounds right
you keep doing it
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i love th opposite thing
+++
i'm a freestyle singer
never know
what's gunna *** out
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rock spider was into me
between squidgey girls dancin to our drummin
why do they go so ape****
when you *** liek a girl
in th music
?
"cause it's"
..
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..
"well wrong man"
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p.s.
oh ok
thanks
+++
you are not a character in my book
+++
well wrong man reclines
+++
"dunno about that jenny"
+++
Robbie Williams&Nicole Kidman
'somethin stupid'
+++
"that's to get me back is it ?"
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get a big black dog up ya paulie
+++
"that's me off for drugs"
wait for me
..
..
..
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sing me a rainbow
+++
now
or i'll club you with this cricket bat
+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++
girl at the bus stop
stop laughing at me
i've gotten self conscious and
i'm runnin out of ways to compliment you
+++
lady
i tell ya
th look yur boyfriend gave me
really
curb yur enthusiasm
this is th third time
you;ve walked back
he's getting a little peeved
**** you can dance
this drum is alive rock spider
+++
if yur boyfriend
drops dead
out of th blue like
you know where i am
+++
a great dancer
+++
"cmon jenny"
"you wouldnt off a guy to **** a great dancer would ya ?"
**** yeah
+++
"glad this is psi fi"
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we watch th ppl
who fall asleep
listening to th music
they a little too ****faced sometimes
th pretty girl
asleep
on th upper bench
satdy night
we were content to let ya alone
and th crowd let you alone
which i thought amazing
so pretty
all three of us
muso's were
watchin to see th pretty girl
wasnt bein monstered by one of th drunk boys
"or girls, this is th valley"
no-one monstered ya
th same service we provide
for our black brothers and sisters
we provide
for our white brothers and sisters
sorry folks
we've gone a little
elevator music
with edge
keepin th mix sweet
+++
robbie's turned up
i watch it later in peace
cheers
+++
they talkin cars
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hmm
i went to play
rehab
it dont matter
before
i've gotten it off ya twice
hang on
i'll see if i've ticked it
might have been really out of it
+++
nah it's not ticked
but it will be
when waiting is
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it dont matter
+++
i could grab it ftp
+++
live
'lightning crashes'
+++
when th pirate net account dies
we hang our heads and
have a really big smile
+++
th afro
is now
fully feral
+++
bunged up in a hairtie at th mo
humid as
+++
went to get a drink of water before
a ****in pirate starin at me
in th mirror
fit healthy
a white and black beard- nearly full goatee
got this clump of
pure white
and th wild curls that
no brush sees
have escaped everywhere
and
swaying in th breeze
i know this man's past
i see
ghosts of my ancestors
staring back at me
from my features
dutch men of th sea
pirates all
+++
uncle genie's
movin closer to home
only two hours away
and still got th yacht
takes him
three trips to move
+++
Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
+++
wot part of th family moved to south africa ?
+++
we were
expensive
work for th dole
labourers
had a range rover with a trailer
parked up inside th verge
+++
i saw her look at us
and
paulei was doin th work so
i was watchin her
shennanigans
did a triple take at th rover
bet ya nobody tells us off for that either
ya owd *****
+++
yur kiddin arent ya ?
"wot"
he reckons i cant park my five ton truck in th middle of th road
it's blockin everybody
i'll just check
yur wrong
i just have
right
twenty cartons of coke and
make it quick
th coke truck hasnt been yet
+++
cant wait to see is face
from th barstool of course
with a beer
when he fronts to sell em coca cola
at his price
dill
+++
move ya mungrels
we stil got three ton to ****ft
+++
****im dude
ya dont get th truck unloaded by
listening to ppl
i hear ****in nuthing
park in th middle of an intersection
and stare th ****ers down
i unload now
+++
cop this withering stare pudknocker
i'm goin thru this gap
regardless
+++
reckless abandon
well yeah
it might look like that but
i cant put a ****p on th rocks
cause i try to
+++
i aim for th rocks
it never goes where it's aimed
they claim there's nobody at th wheel
but we've never hit anything
you ever touch that wheel again
without permission
i'll kill you
+++
that's not a threat
it's a promise
there is a difference
+++
the ****p parks itself
scares **** out of th natives
+++
i dunno really
we were making this
automatic steering rig
to hold a set course
and that crazy bastard over there said
let god hold th tiller
it has three cams and
they all upset each other
spinning
and it
activates th tiller
it's completely random
+++
th boat knows where it's going
let it go there
we have plenty of supplies and
deep water
+++
i'll met you in th middle of th ocean
in th next meeting of th pirate clans
+++
there's no date set
no flyers put out
no location given
to assemble at
and yet
the clan meets
on th same day
in th same place
in th middle of th ocean
sometimes three months
sometimes
nine months
apart
the great
pirate raft
bobs
untethered
and always
and forever more
in th middle of th big ocean
+++
if you cant find it
yur not meant to find it
it's about magic
after all
+++
if you dont have
a sensitive onboard
anymore
how can you call yurself a pirate ****p
if ya cant attend meetings
on time and in th right place
without being ****ing told
+++
it's your communications system man
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
ta paulie
+++
did we
or did we not know
th jack was lying in wait
were we warned young man ?
****in oath we were warned
we just didnt heed our own warning
is this a plus or a minus ?
good man
remember that feeling
when we both
ahh
coppers
and i said
radar on th way to redcliffe
was on th way back
hate it when it does that
and so ****in obvious
but it is
as you correctly
got
a plus
+++
i drove into th servo
smiling
out of juice in th diesel ute and
lookit that
drive right up to th pump
arent i top **** , done it again
and stop
get out
it's th petrol pump
diesel pump is over
there
hmm
positive or negative ?
positive
but humbling
+++
"and funny"
+++
i got good karma
mostly
king ralph th car
breaks down in th driveway
+++
godzilla
th f350
unicycle carrier
dropped a leg
**** a rear eaxle
right on th driveway lip
just got home
lookit this one little brother
+++
parked up my goodies bike
after graham's been at it
chopped off th rear two seats
and pedals
and made an aussie ute
big arse chopper
for one
had just pumped up th rear tyre and
ducked off to roll a preflight ciggie
big boom
in th front yard
hmm
that tyre aint goin anywhere
ok unicycle
i'll take you to th shop
+++
after these bongs
+++
oh great god of synchronicity
+++
it's all ya are isnt it
+++
the
synchronicity
engendered from
all that chaos
infinite chaos
+++
a crazy world where only
opposites make sense
+++
to make an infinitely large universe
you must have a building block
an infinitely small
building block
+++
can make it as big as ya like
if ya make it out of
nothin
+++
reality
is actually
made from
bull****
that ****in sucks
+++
have a real hard time
believin th yanks were right about life
cause they sure keen on
bull****
+++
if no reality
makes reality
the opposite of chaos ?
"synchronicity"
+++
oh great god of synchronicity
you have been
especially kind to me
+++
i'm a believer
+++
yur not out there
are ya cloister ?
+++
huge power
from an atom
really really small
+++
with bull****
you can sell anything
with truth
you have nothing to sell
+++
th universe is absurd
+++
its ok universe
us humans are tricky
we dig th
opposites thing
hardwired into th universe
rules
for every action
there is an equal and opposite
reaction
+++
i take
five billion nino particles and
sorry
i make them out of nothing
you just have to build fast
they all think they are there
+++
so if ya build yur electron bomb
will it be a planet buster dude ?
+++
just wondering
+++
well there's gotta be a way
there's always a way
it's one of th rules
+++
everything is possible
+++
somewhere sometime
+++
it's infinite
+++
i think i finally understand infinite
+++
what's this
mass
**** you keep talkin about
i'm psychic
i see it but
it's not there
+++
must be
th
X ray vision
that comes
with th kadaitcha man package
+++
..
..
..
hey marko
coffee in hand
gvie me a tick
and let me spell dad
..
..
..
john english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++
how do
he's got your eye
sorry
i'm not writing for you
paulei said ya can tlak to me
you chose th song old man
you were a peasant
she was brought up by maids
i am not
mirroring your past
ya murderin ****
i dint kill either of my last two wives
last i heard
they were both still alive
can do it
just by thinkin about it dad
i have to watch my
thoughts
it's not as hair trigger as a police special though
<<<Smile>>
ya got time to change yur mind
dead in milliseconds as
against dead in seven days
is still dead
stop smilin ya prick
he's gunna walk over his dad
just like you did
he ****in near got me dad
he's got speed but
no grace
he's got her genes dad
th dancer in em
will
put im back on th uni lookin for
a more gracefull fighting style
dead flexible
nothin to hit
always present two views
"evrything is confused"
if he gets any better
i'll have to go back into training
and kick **** out of th old bag
+++
not kickboxing hey ?
i got a kickboxing mate
+++
just rememeber one thing young fella
yur grandfather taught me how to fight
+++
if ya decide to go burko one day
make it a hospital visit
and run
no matter who ya are
i'll find ya
i'm a black tracker
we can follow ppl thru water
+++
sorry dude
baseball bats are so
american
we use cricket bats
we're aussies
and we got a ****y sense of humour
so we
stick th cricket bat up yer arse
wide side first
dry
and then
we beat **** out of yur face with it
for havin th ****in audacity
+++
it takes a hammer
th bone crack is
spine chilling
+++
you asked for th bone of death ****
it's gotta enter somewhere
we just clearin a path
+++
yur right dad
he is a ****
+++
Sopranos- Theme Song
'Woke up This Morning'
+++
kuta's just
chillin
it's a cool religion
+++
i wasnt till i became ambidextrous
that i
realised
+++
you and little brother are both left handers
+++
both ambidextrous
he still walkin rooves
pulled up an error today
one in
fifteen years is
outstanding
not happy less he's whingin
sorry
just thought i'd
throw that in
stop laughin dad
+++
mum
i'll call yur sister honest
yur brother's still mad
the sea's got im
little brother
bought and sold
a stack of littlies
i wat a 85 foot ketch of course
robbies brother
brucie
had this concrete ketch
we
sailed out to th tall ****ps but
wind fell from th sails
th new technology diesel
didnt
and we sat becalmed as
any
in th middle of th
bay
huge sheltered moreton bay
watchin th tall ****ps
huggin th island
and catchin a favourable breeze
i'll leave out th shark that tried to eat my toes
sorry mum
[CRACK]
****
thunder outside
she's arrived
hi sweetie
we felt you coming
a thunder storm
mother
how dare you freak me out
"gave you yur first joint wth her sister"
i need a cone
..
..
..
he's got
marko's
fire
little brother th tamest boy in th family
i'm somethin else
aries pisces cusp boy girl
called
..
..
..
water fire
+++
i love you mum
it th most
in flmamable sustance there is
at what temperature does it
BURN
gotta be
the most combustible substance
there is
I AM
..
..
..
WATER FIRE
LETHAL KADAITCHA MAN
OF THE RELIGION OF KUTA
"the wizard of aus"
>> >
>>
>> I can't explain exactly why this happens a lot, but this is one of
at
>> least 6 Lost in Space News groups:
>>
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE.DANGER
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE.DANGER.WILL-ROBINSON
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE.DANGER.WILL-ROBINSON.DANGER
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE.DANGER.WILL-ROBINSON.DANGER.DANGER
>> ALT.TV.LOST-IN-SPACE.DANGER.WILL-ROBINSON.DANGER.DANGER.DANGER
>>
>> why everyone isn't posting on alt.tv.lost-in-space is beyond me.
>>
>> === John E. Bielak ===
>> www.Questarian.com
>> <
>
> Good question considering all the other NG's are inactive, dead or
> just have generic Usenet bulletins..
>
> Why doesn't someone - maybe the original creator of *this* group
ask
> to have them deleted, removed or killed. (Yes, I'm repeating myself
> but I like to excerise my limited vocabulary sometimes.) :)
>
> Can we not switch the name to alt.tv.lost in space and leave it at
> that? All this 'Danger-Will Robinson' stuff is probably one reason
> there's no traffic around here. I suspect people won't wade through
> the other groups, they get bored and give up.
>
> So, I totally agree - we need to loose the other NG's or change the
> name of this one to generate some discussions. Maybe everyone is on
> that Australian LISA site chatting away and we're sitting here with
> our neglected little NG. All I know is... I'd sure like to enjoy
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> 'Belligerent Bloop' if it gets people talking.
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