On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:52:59 -0500, Chris <cas412@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> What are the 3 or 4 wittiest or most im****tant (serious or humorous)
> non-human items you'd most want to bring with you, if you were
> stranded on the Lost island and please briefly say why you'd pick
> those particular items, or what you'd most want to do with each or all
> of them.
I'll tell you first what I wouldn't bring:
I wouldn't take a gun or a knife or a helicopter or a grenade launcher,
there are plenty on the island.
I wouldn't take a first aid kit, any wounds would heal in a day, at most 3
days.
I wouldn't bring any food or beer...it already falls from heaven.
The two things I would take are simple:
Toilet Paper. The exchange rate for TP on the island is phenomenal. One
euro for one sheet of Fluffy Soft. Plus you could always use it youself if
the exchange rate drops.
A friggin battery operated, solar recharging, LIE DETECTOR. Nobody on this
gdamn island tells the truth.
If you want a sheet of TP, you got to take a polygraph test :)
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