Jack and Kate make it back to the island. Sawyer professes his love
for both, so they all set up house in Ben's Village. Danielle is now
running a daycare for Aaron, Sun and Jin's son, and her own
grandchild. She still has her gun on her shoulder. She's playing
that damn music box for the children. Ben has been rendered paralyzed
and mute and is seen in a very uncomfortable wheelchair. The
mosquito's are biting him and he is covered with red marks. Now one
pays him any attention. Juliette is hosting a book club meeting and
because of the return of free will, their reading some harlequin
romance. Hurley's had gastric bypass and is laying out getting a tan
with his ripped body (gross). Claire and Charlie are both crack
heads now and are both high as a kite, but the great properties of the
island make being a junkie totally healthy for your body. All of a
sudden, a loud jolt takes everyone by surprise. Everyone looks up in
the sky to see the wicked witch of the west writing "Surrender
Dorothy." Everybody just looks at each other and laughs. Then
straight to the BAD Robot. Thats a rap.
It's a good thing I'm not a writer for this show.
