Re: Lost has crossed the line, gone too far! ("Something Nice Back

On May 2, 8:53=A0pm, "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1b_nos...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
> Superhealing? Ok.
> Mental powers? Alright.
> Shape-changing smoke monster? Sure.
> Seeing visions, seeing "dead" folk, telepathy, time-flashes,
time-travel?
> Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
>
> But last episode of LOST went beyond the pale!
>
> Guys don't walk around only in towels. In shorts, in robes, in t-****rts,
> butt-****d, but not in towels. And if they do, they are grasping both
ends=
..
> Otherwise, they take two steps and the towels are on the floor. Why?
>
> GUYS DON'T TUCK!
>
> That trick that those of the y-chromosome-free have mastered to wrap
> themselves in towels only--and tuck the end, so it STAYS tucked ... that
> ability is nullified by the presence of the y-chromosome. Sorry, I'm
just
> not buying it.
>
> -- Ken from Chicago (skeptic)

Ummm... okaaay...

?

I tuck.

You must apparently be the single most uncoordinated person on the
planet incapable of even tying your own shoes.

You must fall out of bed every morning when you wake up and your car
probably ends up on the curb every time you get in it.