On Sun, 18 May 2008 01:30:39 -0400, "Joseph Donovan"
<baynet36@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Jim Gysin" <jimgysin@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message:
> >
> > If it's a main or semi-main character, my money is on Michael. We
know
> > that Sun and Aaron are safe, and I can't imagine them killing off
> > Desmond. Jin is possible, but if he dies, I think it's in some other
> > way.
> >
> > Where's Arzt when we need him?
>
> LOL, I just envisioned the following scene:
>
> Dr Arzt suddenly appears on deck of Freighter right after Bomb is
> discovered, Losties from Island stop everything to stare at him
>
> Arzt: What are you people looking at? I still have several more
> appearances left in my contract
>
> Hushed whispering and pointing from crew & Losties
>
> Arzt: Don't worry everybody, I'm a Junior High School Science teacher
and
> I'm going to safely disarm the bomb! You can thank me later!
>
> A moment of shocked silence, then all the Losties scream in mortal
terror
> and start diving off side of ****p into Ocean
>
> Arzt: People, really there's no call to panic, I have this under full
> control, just like the time at the Black Rock
>
> After some hastily shouted explanations the crew joins the Losties
> abandoning ****p and the pace is redoubled, Jin runs up to Arzt and
shouts in
> Korean while gesticulating towards ocean after making boom sound
>
> Arzt: I knew I should have taken that minor in Asian Languages instead
of
> Latin [looks at Sun and asks], What's he saying?
>
> Sun: [scornful look on face] He says, yeah, you do that! Rest of us
will
> take chance on sharks and drowning!!!
Of course, if you think about it, no one on the freighter witnessed
Arzt's earlier mishap. So if he could just pull himself together...
--
Jim Gysin
Waukesha, WI
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