I want to straddle Martha Stewart

If Martha goes to jail, prospects for Martha Stewart going down are
excellent. If Martha is innocent, prospects for a rise are excellent.
Despite her predicament, the volatility of Martha Stewart is not too much.
One thing that has me VERY excited is the prospect of straddling Martha
Stewart. I plan to do this ****d. This is one of my favorite positions,
and
I will benefit quite substantially from it. Fundamentally, Martha Stewart
has been attractive for quite some time, but if she goes into the Big
House,
that attractiveness eva****ates. I think a quick straddling position that
ends just after the sentence is the best way to approach her trial.

Thoughts?

-- 
Jefferson N. Glapski
http://www.glapski.com
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