Tought i might aswell post an mst i did ages ago :)
Excuse the awfull formatting etc, but i'm too lazy & it's a clean copy &
paste job
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Turn of the lights...
(And fall down the stairs)
Prepare for....
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Mystery Ecchi theater 3000
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Episode 1: the beginning:
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First things first, this is a Msting of a work of fanfiction, any
characters
inhere are used without authorisation of their respective owners.
Getdown.txt is by pmak@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(sorry, no name :( ) and he's welcome
to it.
this is just another form of C&C, don't take it personall :-P
Oh, before i forget, this contains adult material, so if you're not
above 18, i urge
you to look away from it, i'm not responsible for your actions, so if
you read
this, you'll be the blame of all your actions, not me :)
Well, on with the show!
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Somewhere in the States, a young programmer was working for Macrohard, the
biggest softwarehouse on the globe, where he stumbles on evidence of
sabotage.
"What the hell is this??? Why did they place a variable delayloop in
this OS??"
he shouted, not believing his eyes, "and what's with the code-identify
routine?? no wonder this thing crashes that much!".
Dissapointed by what he discovered, he decided to allert the CEO about
this.
He went up to see the director, a person called Bill Doors, a warm
charismatic person, who had build up this empire when he was still very
young.
He had managed to build his empire thanks to a deal he made with HAL
bussiness
machines, for whom he had made an OS.
"Sir, i have just stumbled upon an act of sabotage!" he called out, not
even
bothering to knock on the door before entering, Bill Doors, who was
visibly
upset by this disturbence asked the young man's name.
"Mike sir, Mike Sterling", Bill Doors frowned as he heard that name, he
knew
the name belonged to a new recruit, a very promising programmer, "What
is it!"
he barked at Mike.
"Sir, i have found evidence that our new Screen98 is being slowed down &
made
unstable ON PURPOSE!" he called out.
"Calm down Mike, calm down", Bill Doors told him, "we did that ourselves,
to
boost sales of new hardware, and to be able to sell newer versions with
even
more slowdowns & bugs in it."
"But sir, that's Evil! that's stealing from the people! we can't, we won't
allow that! Will we sir?" the young & naive man said, still believing in
the
goodness of his CEO.
"And what if we keep it like it is now?" the evil CEO asked?
"Sir... have you no respect for your work and costumers? If this gets
out, they
will turn against you! You'll go bankrupt!" Mike shouted out, almost
crying,
after hearing his idols words.
Bill walked over to his desk, "somehow he seems to be imune to my
sublimicall
messages in the OS, he dares to doubt my word..." he tought.
Pressing on a button, he called out for his assistants to come.
Mike, after hearing this, was starting to worry, "what if he tries to
frame me,
or even kill me! i need to get out of here..." just as he wants to make
a run for
it, the assistants enter, and shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.
"What a...." was the last thing he said, before falling to the ground,
out cold.
"Take all his belongings, and put him in our new satelite, he'll be our
new
test subject, untill we find the way to rule this world!" the evil Doors
shouted
at his assistants.
Severall hours later...
"Where the hell am i?" Mike asked, looking arround him, he seemed to be in
a
computer room of some sort, but couldn't quite recognise the place.
He slowly got up, and shook his head, replaying the events that occured
before
they shot him, he couldn't believe what they did.
"WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, as he realised he was in orbit around
the world,
in what seemed to be a Satelite.
Suddenly the viewscreen pops on, showing the Evil face of Bill Doors.
"So, Mike, do you like your new home?" the CEO asked, grinning widely.
"My new home? I demand that you bring me back home this instant! I'll
tell the
union!" Mike shouted, panic was in his voice, not knowing what the
person he
idolised was up to.
"What are you going to do to me?" he asked the CEO, dreading the awnser
before
he even knew it.
"Well, well, that's more like it, bow before me you simple mortal!" the
mad CEO
said, "I shall submit you to the worst movies, series, cartoons and
fanfics i
can find, untill i break your mind, and you join my army of brainless
followers."
the CEO said, without any emotion on his face, as if he were depraved of
little
things like a heart and feelings of compasion.
"But, how can a movie hurt me, or brainwash me? and how will you force me
to
even look at them?" Mike asked, almost grimacing, as he pointed out that
he couldn't be forced to do anything up there.
"Hahahaha, i controll the airsupply in the satelite, i can kill you if i
wanted
to, when i send a movie or a fanfic, i'll drain all the air away, the
only way
for you to survive will be in the theater BWAHAHAHAHA" Doors laughed,
satisfied
with his own, evil plan. "Oh, before i leave you, all of your belongings
are on
the satelite, even that horrid excuse you call a computer" Doors said,
while
closing the comunication.
"My horrid computer??? Don't you dare to insult my 50Mhz Amiga! oh, he
left..."
Mike said, "well, better start unpacking....".
Severall weeks later....
Mike is working in the small tech lab on his new home, on what seems to
be a robot.
In the corner there's another mecha sitting, inoperative and silent,
asif it was
waiting for life to be blown into it...
"Lisa, load up the program crow.1 into the mecha" Mike called out.
Lisa was a highschool project of his, 'she' was his first attempt at a
working AI
engine, and he has been working on it for years, and now, she was in
controll of
the satelite, he had dismantled the Knowit based Quadtell PC, and placed
his own
amiga in it, but he failed to find the airvent controls, so the CEO
still had
controll over him.
"Program uploaded, systems are ready Mike" Lisa announced.
"Boot it Lisa" Mike said calmly.
Slowly the mecha in the corner started to move, first a twitch of his
beek, then
a 360° headspin, and finally he spoke... "Whoa! where am i? what am i?
who am i??"
the bot called out.
"You're a robot, Mike created you, you're name is Crow, and you're in a
satelite" Lisa
said. "Oh, cool" Crow cheered out
"Lisa, now load up the program Servo.1 into this other mecha" Mike
instructed,
"And boot it".
Just as the first time, the new mecha started moving, and suddenly shot
up, chanting
"We will rock you" by queen, Lisa quickly instructed Servo who & what he
was.
"Hey" Servo called, "Call me by my full name! It's Tom, Tom Servo!", at
this, Mike
groaned, he shouldn't have included a moviedatabase in their program he
tought.
"And i'm Crow, Crow T. Robot! yea, that's it Crow T. Robot!" Crow smiled
at his
own name.
Then it happened, the red light started blinking, indicating a call from
Macrohard.
Crow, being the curious little bot he was, ran over to press it.
"Ah, my young friend" Doors said, only to nearly choke in his coffee
upon seeing
the two strange, mechanic being aside of Mike.
"What in Heavens name are those!" the mad CEO shouted at Mike, who was
standing
behind his creations. "Aren't they lovely sir? i made them from the
spareparts
i found here, oh, btw, sorry for ejecting you're Quadtell PC, didn't
know the
airlock worked." Mike told his mad boss, who nearly freaked out upon
hearing this,
"How could you! Thank god the satelite has a few backup systems, or you
would be
dead by now... Oh well, i'll just have to punish you with your first
fanfic then,
it's a Ranma 1/2 lemon, enjoy!"
Suddenly sirenes go off, making the bots freak out!
all: WE'VE GOT LEMON SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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<Door 6> It's a wooden door, you take out an axe & smash through it,
shouting
"Here's Johny!"
<Door 5> It's made out of paper, you walk through and almost fall into a
pit.
<Door 4> It's a glass door, you throw a brick through it, only to find
out the
glass isn't placed inside the door
<Door 3> it's a castle gate, you yell out "Camelot" and the gate opens
<Door 2> It's a vault, you swing the handle & it opens.
<Door 1> It's the bridge keeper, he asks you 3 questions only to end up
in the
pit himself.
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Crow: I wonder if this will be fun.
Mike: Don't count on it, Bill Doors is Evil, and wants to rule the world
Crow: Oh
There is a bit of blood in this fic but don't let it scare ya.
Tom: AAAAARRRRGGGGG! They killed the fic! quick, let's get out!
Mike: nice try Tom, now sit down again.
tom: D'oh!
I assure you, both Shampoo and Ukyou are going to walk away with big
grins on their faces.
crow: Cue the big lesbian scene! Woohoo!
Mike: Crow? Are you feeling alright?
:) If you liked "Okonomiyaki Orgy" you will probably like this.
Tom: Sayyyy...
Mike: Tom!
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Standard disclaimers apply. Don't sue me, I have no money.
Crow: <author> Just beat me up, rip my organs out and sell them to the
highest bidder
Mike: Yucks!
Ranma 1/2 and its characters belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Tom: Who is currently still in shock after seeing the abuse done to her
characters
Special thanks to the author of "Okonomiyaki Orgy" which was partial
inspiration for me to write this fic.
Mike: now we know who to blame!
Text in quotes ("") indicate normal speech.
Text surrounded by asterisks (**) indicate either thoughts or sound
effects.
Tom: Gee, i would never have figured it out, would you Mike?
Mike: Nope, never, i'm just a stupid reader with no brain
Crow: Oh, like the author then?
Ukyou and Shampoo get down on Ranma
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Crow: Down & durty! that's how i like it!
Mike: Crow...
Shampoo had Ranma cornered against the wall of the bathroom. She had
picked the right moment to strike, when there was no one else in the Tendo
Dojo.
Tom: Huh? She's an assasin?
Crow: Quick Ranma, call out for Superman!
Mike: That was lame Crow...
Genma and Soun were out drinking beer, Kasumi was out shopping,
Nabiki was out extorting money from someone, and Akane was over at a
friend's house.
Mike: Just an average day in Nerima then?
Shampoo turned her back to Ranma briefly, as she undid the buttons on her
Chinese clothing. She turned back to face Ranma as she let her clothing
fall to the floor, leaving her completely naked. She smiled at Ranma,
purring seductively.
Crow: Sayyy....
Mike: <with hand over Crow's beek> No you don't!
Tom: Her Pussy's purring!
Mike: D'oh! not you too!
tom: <Snickers>
"What are you doing, Shampoo?! Put your clothes back on; I told you I'm
not interested!",
Crow: <ranma> I told you! i don't want to do a body-painting on you!
exclaimed Ranma. Even in his agitated state, he noticed
just how desirable Shampoo's body looked.
Tom: huh? He desires her even tough he's not interested?? Arg!
Mike: Just smile & nod Tom
Shampoo's breasts were well
sized, somewhat bigger than those of his girl form. Her luscious curves
accentuated her abdomen sexily, running off into a pair of well rounded
hips and shapely legs. Her shaved cunt glistened slightly in the light in
anticipation of what was to come.
Crow: <drools>
Tom: <Elvis> Whole hunka Woman!
Mike: Nice......
Ranma started sweating as he could feel
his own manhood being aroused by the sight in front of him.
Tom: <little sister voice> Mama! Ranma is playing with himself again!
"Stop stupid talking Ranma! Ahh... what you can do with body like this?"
asked Shampoo,
Mike: <Ranma> Uh... Drool over it?
as she unhooked the shower head from the wall and turned on
the cold water. The spray of cold water ran over her luscious curves,
dripping onto the floor. Her transformation took place, leaving a cute
white cat with pink paws in her pile of clothing on the floor. "Mrrrrow."
Ranma looked down in horror at the adorable cat standing before him.
Crow: <Ranma> Arrgg! Cute little furry animals! Stay away! stay away!
He tried to back up as much as he could, only to run into the wall.
Tom: <Ranma> *thud* D'oh!
*Now you're mine,* thought Shampoo-neko. She disentangled herself from the
pile of clothing on the floor, and slowly padded her way towards Ranma,
all the while swishing her tail cutely.
Crow: <Shampoo> Gonna shed all over you... heheheheh....
"C-c-c-cat..." Ranma trembled as he edged into the wall, trying to get
himself as far away from the cat as possible, but to no avail. With a
well-placed leap, Shampoo-neko leapt onto Ranma's right shoulder as she
nuzzled her face into his cheek, licking him gently. "Mrrrrow," she meowed
cutely.
Tom: Little did she know that Ranma was alergic to cats...
Ranma backpedaled across the room screaming, trying to shake Shampoo-neko
off of him but much too afraid to touch her. As Ranma changed direction,
Shampoo-neko found herself clinging on desperately to Ranma's shoulder to
avoid being thrown off. On instinct, she extended her claws, digging into
Ranma's shoulder. He let out a cry of pain, as his whole body froze in
terror and Shampoo-neko nuzzled herself closer to him...
Mike: <Ranma> I've been shredded by cat! oh the humanity!
*Aaaahhh!!! C-c-c-cat... must... get... away...* thought Ranma
Crow: <Ranma, thinking> Must ... stop ... acting ... like ... Shatner...
as he tried to get his muscles to move but only succeeded in loosing
his balance and
falling down. Shampoo-neko batted Ranma's face with her tail playfully, as
an expression of terror crossed his face...
Tom: That's one sadistic cat!
"Mrrrow." This was not Shampoo-neko's voice. She had finally driven him
over the edge, as the neko-ken kicked in. Ranma got up from his sitting
position onto all fours, as his hands and feet curled like a cat's paws.
"Mrrrrrow."
Crow: oh just great, he lost his marbles!
Tom: What? they neutered him?
Mike: Tom!
*Now's my chance!* thought Shampoo-neko. She leapt off Ranma, bounding
over to the furo in a few quick steps and hopped in, sending out a small
splash of water. Ranma-nekoken started leaping around the room like a cat.
Suddenly, a purple blur shot out of the furo, attaching itself to Ranma in
a tight embrace. "Ranma, wo ai ni!" cried Shampoo.
Tom: <motherly voice> Now don't you make young girls crying Ranma!
Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise at the sudden attack. He leapt out of
Shampoo's grasp, doing a flip in midair and landing on all fours, facing
Shampoo. He hunched his back in a threatening stance and hissed at
Shampoo.
Crow: <Ranma> Be gone you furry thing!
Shampoo got up cautiously, appraising her opponent. *Ai ren want
to play hard to get, but is ok. Here come Shampoo!*
Mike: Why do i get the feeling there's an SM scene coming up...
Crow: <eating popcorn> Woohoo!
Shampoo suddenly leapt up in the air, and swooped down on Ranma-nekoken in
a
tackle hug.
Tom: <anouncer voice> Oh my god! Shampoo is using her famous Tackle hug
attack!
He was too fast for her however, and leapt out of the way. She
grabbed at Ranma-nekoken, but only succeeded in ripping off his shirt.
As the
floor approached, she rolled as she landed to lessen the impact, and
stood up
to face Ranma.
Ranma-nekoken approached Shampoo cautiously. He batted a paw at Shampoo
while hissing, warning her off. Shampoo suddenly dove towards Ranma,
trying to grab him. Ranma chose that moment to attack, and leapt up right
into Shampoo's trajectory. She tried to grab Ranma but it was too late, as
she slammed into him chest first, her bare breasts pressing into his chest
as they rolled across the room in a tangle of arms and legs.
Tom: What? their arms & legs are dancing the Tango?
Mike: no, it's "tangle"
Tom: oh
Ranma-nekoken landed on the floor on top of Shampoo, jumping backwards
off of
her. He hissed and slashed at her with his hand hitting her right
between the
legs,
Mike: <Old church lady> How convienent!
his fingernails digging into her pussy lips and drawing a thin line of
blood.
Crow: <Shampoo> That's where i draw the line!
Mike: <groans>
Shampoo yowled in pain at the blow. She stumbled backwards and got to
her feet, a drop of blood from her torn petals trickling down her leg. The
pain from the scratch aroused her pussy glands, as her love juices began
to
flow.
Mike: Yep, one SM scene coming up... *sigh*
Tom: <Looks at screen in disbelief> Mike, are all humans this way?
Mike: No, only the Otaku's who write this
Tom: Oh
Ranma hunched his back at Shampoo, hissing threateningly. "Mrrroooow!!!"
Shampoo backed away from him a bit, the fear evident in her eyes.
Suddenly,
he stopped and relaxed his stance a bit, sniffing the air. "Meow??"
Crow: <Ranma> Whoa! That cat next door is in heat!
Mike: Crow...
He sniffed the air again, then padded up to Shampoo. He sniffed the
petals of
her sex for a moment, then started licking her.
Crow: Oh, wrong pussy
Mike: Crow!
Tom: <snickers>
Shampoo moaned in ecstasy, the pain of her earlier wound slowly fading as
Ranma gently licked around her nether regions. She lay down on the ground,
spreading her legs invitingly for him to continue. *Aiya. That herbal tea
I
drank really did work...oooohhh...oooooohhhh...Ranma... wo de airen!...
Husband won't be able to resist the scent of my love juices.*
Tom: I don't know, but i would go for a cup of Coffee right now myself...
As Ranma tasted more of Shampoo's love juices, he started licking faster
in an effort to lap up more of the tasty fluid. Soon he was licking in a
frenzy, his tongue going at the speed of the Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken.
Crow: <Ranma> chicken! hmmm...
Mike: Crow....
Crow: Ah, bite me!
"Aaahhh...Ranma... wo ai ni!" screamed Shampoo as she came forcefully,
her love juices flowing freely out of her cunt. Ranma wasted no time in
lapping it all up with a loud slurping sound, then eagerly pressed his
mouth further into Shampoo's love hole, licking around the insides of it.
Tom: Mike, does she have a leak or something?
Mike: Nah, i think the author doesn't have a clue what he's writing about
Shampoo moaned loudly at the intense feelings of pleasure wracking her
body. She cried out "Wo da airen!" as Ranma's nose brushed her clitoris.
Shampoo found that the suction was starting to become too much for her as
she orgasmed twice in succession again, with Ranma-nekoken showing no
signs of slowing down.
Crow: <Shampoo> These energiser batteries are good!
Mike: Product plug #1
Tom: huh?
"Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma...aaahhhh... you no lick Sham...aaahh....poo
so fast?..oooohhh," moaned Shampoo as she tried to push Ranma away from
her with her legs to no avail, as they were weak from the three orgasms
she had had already.
Tom: Hah! didn't see that coming!
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Ukyou looked around the grounds of the Tendo Dojo for anyone. She was
wearing her normal okonomiyaki outfit, a blue shirt and black leggings.
Her large combat spatula and bandolier were strapped on her back as usual,
and she was carrying an okonomiyaki delivery box in one hand.
Crow: <Ukyou> And if he dares to refuse payment this time, i'll smite him!
Ukyou was looking to ask Ranma out on a date and was trying to find him.
She
knocked on the front door, but there was no reply. After a few moments,
she
decided to try the doorknob. It was unlocked so she opened the door and
went
in, closing it behind her. *Maybe Ranchan is upstairs...*
Mike: <at Ukyou> Run little girl, Run, Evil lemon in progress!
As Ukyou took off her shoes at the entryway, she suddenly heard a
high-pitched voice moaning "Wo da airen! Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma...
aaahhhh...you no lick Sham... aaahh... poo so fast?..oooohhh," and a loud
slurping coming from the bathroom.
Tom: <Ukyou> Oh no! they're drinking my milkshake!
A hundred possibilities flashed through Ukyou's mind, none of them good.
*That sounded like Shampoo! She better not be trying to seduce my Ranma!*
Crow: <Ukyou> That's my job!
Ukyou rushed over to the bathroom, setting her okonomiyaki on the floor
and
drawing her combat spatula. She threw the door open, paying no attention
to
the "Knock First!" sign and rushed in. She froze in surprise at what she
saw.
Mike: <Ukyou> Oh my god! it's Norman Bates!!!
Shampoo was completely naked, lying on the floor spread-eagle.
Mike: Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place, such a
lovely face
Tom: Mike, it reads 'spread-eagle', not eagles
Mike: oh
Ranma was on all fours, licking Shampoo's cunt like there was no
tomorrow. The sweet aroma
of Shampoo's love juices hung in the room, causing Ukyou's love petals to
stir a bit in arousal.
Mike: Huh?
Ukyou recovered from her initial surprise and stalked over to Shampoo.
"Just WHAT the heck are you doing with my Ranchan, Shampoo?!"
Tom: <Shampoo> Me? nothing, just sitting here relaxing, i have no idea
what Ranma is
doing tough...
She scooped up Shampoo with her spatula and flipped her off of
Ranma-nekoken in one
swift motion, sending Shampoo sprawling to the ground.
Crow: Damn! That Ukyou is one strong babe!
Shampoo sighed in relief, as the too-intense suction on her love tunnel
ceased. Then she remembered just why Ranma stopped licking her and stood
up angrily, her legs shaking slightly from her earlier multiple orgasms.
"You! Pervert spatula girl! You go away, we having fun!"
Mike: Who's she calling perverted?
"It was bad enough with you glomping onto Ranma all the time, but now
this!"
shouted Ukyou.
Mike: <Ukyou> And to say i just bought some *honey*!
She then turned towards Ranma-nekoken, who was now sitting on
the floor and licking his paws, looking on confusedly at the exchange
going
on before him. Ukyou realized Shampoo must have gotten Ranma into nekoken
mode to take advantage of him. She changed her expression and said in a
sweet
voice, "Here kitty kitty, wouldn't you rather have my body than that
Chinese
hussy's?"
Crow: <Ranma> I tought it was a pussy...
Mike: crow!
"Ranma mine, not yours pervert spatula girl. You obstacle, and that is for
killing!" Shampoo charged at Ukyou, grappling her and knocking her
spatula across the room. It landed in the furo with a splash, as Shampoo
(with her cunt spread wide open and dripping juices everywhere) and Ukyou
rolled across the room, struggling with each other on the ground.
Tom: Woohoo! Catfight!
"Mrrrroooooow?" Ranma-nekoken looked on at the two very attractive girls
before him, wrestling each other for mating rights to him. His cats mind
was
confused by their actions---shouldn't it have been him fighting for them
and
not the other way around?
Tom: <Ranma> Eh, girls, there's plenty of me to go around...
Mike: tom!
Tom: Yes Mike?
Mike: never mind....
"Ranchan's mine you bimbo!" "Ranma Shampoo's not pervert spatula girl's!"
"Over my dead body!!" *RIP* "Arggh! That was my best shirt!" "Pervert
spatula girl get mouth off of breast!"
Tom: Who's Bimbo? Who's dead?? who's shirt??? who's breast????
<Tom's head blows up in a shower of sparks>
Crow: Oh no! They killed Tom!
Mike: Shit! he must have overheated!!!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome> Whoa! The colors man!
This last remark came from Shampoo as Ukyou's mouth ended up on
Shampoo's breast.
Ukyou suddenly got an idea,
grinning to herself and bit down on Shampoo's nipple hard. She jerked her
head backwards, trying to pull the nipple out of its socket.
Mike: for God's sake! a nipple hasn't a socket! a bone has a socket, but
not a nipple!
Crow: Mike, relax! stay with me! Don't leave me like Tom did!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome>I feel pretty! i feel happy
Shampoo screamed in pain as Ukyou's teeth sunk into her flesh. She
suddenly got an idea too, and moved her hand over to Ukyou's nether
regions, fumbling around to locate her clitoris through her leggings.
Mike: these two are taking the catfighting abit too far...
Crow: Mike, i'm scared!
"What the heck are you doing you mynx?!" exclaimed Ukyou through her
clenched teeth, which were still latched on Shampoo's nipple. Meanwhile
Shampoo found Ukyou's clitoris and pinched it firmly, twisting hard.
Mike: that's got to hurt!
Crow: what i'm wondering is, is what a mynx is...
Mike: beats me.
Crow: <whacks Mike> no problem, happy?
Mike: Ouch! hey!
Ukyou cried out in pain, releasing her grip on Shampoo's nipple. Shampoo
took the opportunity to yank on Ukyou's clitoris hard, trying to dismember
it. Fortunately for Ukyou, Shampoo's grip slipped and ended up ripping a
large hole in the part of her leggings covering her nether regions.
Mike: <Ukyou> No! not my lucky leggings!
"Argg, those were my best leggings too!" exclaimed Ukyou. She
counterattacked with a powerful right hook. Shampoo tried to dodge
backwards to avoid it, but her large cup size worked against her and she
ended up getting scratched across her breast.
Crow: That's gonna leave a mark
"You try to ruin Shampoo's body so Ranma no like!?" "What's there to like
about your body anyway?? Hey get your hands off my breasts! *grab*" "You
get
hands off Shampoo cunt. Cunt for Ranma, not you!" "Argg, what are you
trying
to do?! Rip my labia off??" "Is good idea. *pull*" "You gotta pull harder
than that, like this! *pull*" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Had
enough, you Chinese mynx?" "Mrrrrooowww!!!"
Crow: Arrrgggggg! Run-on sentences killing logic processors!
Mike: hang in there buddy!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome> Welcome to the dark side
By now, a large chunk had been ripped out of Ukyou's shirt, exposing her
breasts for all to see. A similar large chunk was missing from her
leggings, exposing her shaved glistening sex. Both girls had each other's
hand-prints all over their breasts, and were squeezing each other's breast
hard and trying to rip off their labia. Both their cunts were dripping
juices onto the floor like mad from the arousal of fighting nude as they
grabbed at each other.
Crow: This is sooo wrong...
Ranma-nekoken meowed as Ukyou's bare cunt was turned towards him as the
two
girls struggled, the scent of her sweet sex filling his sensitive
nostrils.
The scent of both girls' love juices aroused him greatly. He looked over
at
Ukyou's love petals, then padded over to her. Grabbing the scruff of her
neck
with his teeth, he proceeded to mount her.
Mike: <Ranma> Woohoo! i love the Rodeo!
Crow: Mike, that was sick!
Shampoo grinned evilly as she realized what Ranma-nekoken was about to
do. *I
think I'll let Ukyou have what she wants. Too bad she's probably not ready
for this.* Shampoo released her hands from Ukyou's body, and grabbed
Ranma-nekoken's pants, pulling them down as he was about to thrust into
Ukyou.
Crow: <Shampoo> Oh my god! Ranma! It's soo small!
Mike: Crow!
Ukyou blushed as she realized what Ranma was going to do to her. After all
this time of just being his friend, giving him free meals, cheering him up
when he was down, it was finally starting to pay off.
Mike: i wouldn't blush if i was about to be taken by a guy who thinks
he's a cat,
i'd call the madshouse
Ranma would show his love to her---her reverie was abruptly cut off as
Ranma
arched his back andthrust into her HARD all the way up to his hilt,
savagely
tearing past her virgin barriers with an audible ripping sound, causing
a few
drops of blood to trickle down her petals onto the floor.
Mike: <Ukyou> Damn, there goes my warrenty!
Crow: Wow, Mike!
Ukyou cried out in pain at the sudden penetration of her sex. She didn't
have
time to recover though, as Ranma pulled out of her love tunnel then
thrust in
hard again. He pulled his member out, then thrust into her hard a few more
times, Ukyou crying out in pain with each thrust.
Mike: i think he's gonna get a beating for this
Ranma-nekoken yowled in frustration, as he seemed to be unable to bring
himself to orgasm. He started thrusting harder and faster in an effort to
gain release. Shampoo grinned evilly, her hand touching Ranma's shiatsu
impotence spot. *If Ranma doesn't come, he won't stop.*
Crow: Man! that Shampoo is evil!
Meanwhile Ukyou was struggling to get back up. She finally succeeded in
disengaging herself from Ranma's grip. She whirled on Shampoo angrily.
"Why you little hussy!" Ukyou launched an uppercut at Shampoo, which
happened to connect between her legs. She found something wet and warm
close around her entire hand, and then heard high-pitched shriek of pain
coming from Shampoo. Ukyou looked up and noticed she had literally
punched herself into Shampoo's love tunnel.
Mike: oh man! Ukyou is a better fighter then that, she wouldn't that kind
of
mistake!
Shampoo lay on the ground, with Ukyou's arm protruding from between her
legs.
Blood trickled down Ukyou's wrist from inside Shampoo's sex. Shampoo had
been
knocked unconscious from the pain. Ranma finally came as Shampoo's hand
released his shiatsu impotence spot, his erect member spurting cum all
over
Ukyou's breasts.
Crow: <Motherly voice> Now you clean up that mess young man!
Ukyou smiled to herself in victory. She slowly withdrew her hand from
Shampoo's cunt, noting it had a bit of Shampoo's blood on it. Shampoo's
slightly bloody cunt was obscenely spread wide open from her blow and
looked
to be staying that way for a while. Shampoo's love juices continued to
leak
onto the ground, forming a small puddle on the ground.
Mike: <Ukyou> I hope this will clean easilly
Ukyou removed the torn remains of her clothing, dropping them on the
floor.
She walked out of the bathroom, pausing briefly to retrieve the
okonomiyaki,
then went back in. Ranma was lying on the floor, purring contently and
feeling warm all over from his orgasm.
Mike: <Ranma> I'm sleepy now, nite!
Ukyou took the okonomiyaki out of the
box, spreading her love petals with one hand and carefully smearing the
okonomiyaki sauce all over the folds of her sex. As an afterthought, she
walked over to the furo and retrieved her spatula from inside the tub,
then
used the spatula handle to thrust the okonomiyaki into her love tunnel.
Crow: Now that's sick!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome> Now on sale for only 99.99$!
Mike: Tom? are you alright?
Crow: I think he's pickup up radiowaves
When she was satisfied that the okonomiyaki was inside her securely, she
carefully withdrew the handle of the combat spatula from her body,
setting it
on the ground. She squatted down in front of Ranma, spreading her legs
enticingly. "Come on Ranchan, lick me, lick me as hard as you can!"
Crow: <exorcist> Lick me, Lick me! Fuck me, fuck me!
Mike: Lets just pray no heads will spin around!
Ranma-nekoken sniffed Ukyou's cunt, recognizing the scent as his favourite
food, and hungrily dug in, licking Ukyou's cunt as hard as he had licked
Shampoo's earlier while munching on the okonomiyaki inside her at the same
time. "Oooohhh Ran-chan, that feels soooo good... oooh... oooohhhh..."
moaned
Ukyou.
---
Crow: Look! it's the author brainwave pattern!
Mike: huh? flatline?
Crow: Yea, explains alot, doesn't it?
Kasumi entered the gates of the Tendo Dojo, carrying a few shopping bags
of
groceries. As she took off the shoes inside the house,
Mike: Oh no! Not Kasumi! Not her!
she heard a faint
"Oooohh Ran-chan, lick me harder... don't... stop...
oooooooooohhhhhhhhh...."
coming from the bathroom. Curious, she walked over to the bathroom to
investigate. The door was open and Kasumi gasped at what she saw.
Shampoo was
sprawled out on the floor, down for the count, a thin trail of blood
tricking
out of her pussy. Shampoo's love juices continued to leak out of her,
expanding the small puddle on the ground. Ukyou was lying on the floor
with a
look of pure bliss on her face as her love juices leaked all over the
place,
as Ranma continued to lick her cunt.
Mike: <Kasumi> Oh my, how sick! well, better put the <orgy in progress>
sign
on the door again.
Kasumi gasped in surprise, then regained her composure. "How
nice...Ukyou and
Shampoo are here. Oh my! I better close the door and put up the sign so no
one walks in on them accidentally."
Crow: good call Mike!
Mike: thanks
She shut the sliding bathroom door and
hung up the "OCCUPIED" sign. She then proceeded to carry her groceries
into
the kitchen, humming a little tune.
Crow: <Kasumi, singing> Roxane, you don't have to put on the red light,
those days are
over, you don't have to put on the red light
---
As Ukyou orgasmed for the seventh time,
Mike: <Ukyou> i'm loosing count here, was that the seventh orgams?
Shampoo begin to stir. She painfully
picked herself up off of the cold bathroom floor, the pain between her
legs
still great. Her face contorted in anger as she saw what Ukyou and Ranma
were
doing.
Crow: wouldn't her face contort from the pain first?
Mike: just smile & nod
She briefly considered breaking them up, then remembered who had
knocked her out in the first place. Then she noticed Ranma's erect member
hanging out and smiled to herself. *I guess I can suck husband off at
least.*
Mike: oh great, very normal reaction there, yep, very normal
Crow: getting bitter?
Mike: yea, they killed Tom with this crap!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome, singing> Surfing USA
"Oooohhh... aaaahhhh... Ranchan...I love you..." moaned Ukyou as she
orgasmed
yet again. Shampoo got up and walked unusually over to Ranma,
inadvertently
wiggling her hips sexily, the pain in her cunt preventing her from walking
properly. She positioned herself behind Ranma, and took his erect member
into
her mouth, gently licking around the edges.
Mike: erm, shouldn't his member be *infront* of him??
Crow: Just smile & nod Mike
Ukyou was dimly aware of Shampoo coming up behind Ranma, but didn't really
care in her blissful state as she continued to enjoy Ranma's
ministrations on
her. Shampoo took more of Ranma's member into her mouth, her tongue
roaming
all around it.
Mike: I know there's a great riff inthere, but not sure where...
Ranma finished eating the okonomiyaki inside Ukyou, continuing to lick
around
her cunt, trying to lap up every last drop of the okonomiyaki sauce.
"Oooohhh...Ranchan...I'm cumming again.....aaahhh..oooooooohhhhhhh...."
moaned Ukyou. Suddenly, she felt Ranma's mouth leave her cunt. He licked
his
lips of the remaining okonomiyaki sauce, then yowled in pleasure as he
came.
Shampoo jolted back in surprise taking Ranma's member out of her mouth,
unprepared for Ranma's orgasm. His cum spurted all over Shampoo's face and
hair, leaving a sticky white substance.
Crow: <Shampoo> hairgell! thank you ranchan!
Mike: <shudders>
"Oh...don't stop please Ranchan... Ranchan... please..." moaned Ukyou
helplessly as she lay on the floor, left at the brink of orgasm. Shampoo
looked sympathetically at Ukyou. *I can't leave her like that...killing
her
is one thing but this is just plain wrong.*
Crow: yea! Leaving you're worst enemy laying there without having sex
with her
is so wrong!
Mike: I'm not the only one being bitter here i see
Crow: Damn right!
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome> Come towards the light, come
towards the
light..
"Shampoo help you, Ukyou." She
lowered her mouth to Ukyou's love petals and licked them gently, flicking
Ukyou's clitoris with her tongue. She carefully inserted a finger in
Ukyou's
sex as she licked a bit deeper. Ukyou's body started to tense up in
preparation of orgasm...
Crow: Suddenly, Ukyou saw what was going on and screamed bloody murder!
She came forcefully, her most intense orgasm yet, her juices flooding all
over Shampoo's face and her love tunnel clenching tightly around Shampoo's
finger. "Ah...arigatou Shampoo-chan. I needed that." "You welcome Ukyou.
Is
least Shampoo could do." "Now, where were we? Oh yeah. I believe we were
like
this."
Mike: they still haven't had enough???
Ukyou picked herself up off the ground and playfully tackled Shampoo,
the two
of them rolling across the room and grabbing at each others' sensitive
parts.
"Ooohhh, Shampoo...get your hands off my breasts," laughed Ukyou, as the
two
of them roamed their hands over each others' bodies while pretending to
wrestle.
Crow: These are some serious perverted girls... I like them!
Mike: you would...
Ranma-nekoken wake up to the sound of the two girls giggling and wrestling
each other. He bounded up to them, wondering what the commotion was all
about. "Meerrrow?" Suddenly the two girls rolled towards Ranma as Shampoo
flipped over Ukyou, both girls trying to stay on top of each other.
Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise, but failed to notice the furo.
*splash*
He plunged into it, sending the now-cool water splashing into Ukyou but
missing Shampoo.
Mike: <Ranma> D'oh! i missed!
A very wet and very naked Ranma-chan climbed out of the furo and stood up,
sputtering out water. *How the heck did I get here? I remember Shampoo
taking
her clothes off, then turning into a c-c-c-cat but the rest is all a
blur...
what is that intoxicating smell in this room?* She looked up at the sound
of
giggling and moaning to see Ukyou and Shampoo wrestling with each other,
their hands caressing each others' breasts.
Mike: upon seeing his two close friends having an orgy infront of him,
Ranma
suddenly snapped... and started wrecking the house, killing everything in
sight!
Crow: not bad, i'll give it a *6.7*
Tom:<voice coming from inside of dome> Suck up!
Mike: Tom?
"Ucchan, Shampoo, what the heck is going on here?!" exclaimed Ranma-chan,
averting her eyes to all the beautiful naked flesh in front of him.
Ukyou and
Shampoo looked up, realizing that Ranma was no longer in nekoken mode.
They
both blushed profusely, and tried to speak simultaneously. "We were just
uh..." "Shampoo and spatula girl just having fun..."
Crow: <Shampoo> you know, *fun* Nudge nudge, wink wink
"I...I had no idea!" exclaimed Ranma-chan. "All this time you guys were
lesbians?"
Mike: i tought they were girls!
Both Ukyou and Shampoo facefaulted. They looked at each other for a
second,
and then they both grinned sinisterly at each other.
Mike: so they'll kill eachother?
Crow: i think the author meant Sincerely
Mike: oh
"Yep, we're lesbians,"
announced Ukyou, as she and Shampoo both tackled Ranma-chan. Shampoo
latched
onto Ranma-chan's cunt and started licking, while Ukyou pulled Ranma-chan
close and gave her a long passionate kiss.
Mike: <Ranma> help! i'm being abused by two beautifull women!
Ranma-chan tensed up at first, but then relaxed and put her arms around
Ukyou, returning the kiss. She finally realized that Ukyou and Shampoo
were
the only ones for her; they were devoted to her, always there when she
needed
them. They were the most beautiful, cute, kind and caring girls she had
ever
known.
Mike: So it took him an orgy to find that out?
Crow: not very bright, is he?
Unlike Akane, they both could cook very well and did not beat her day
in and day out.
Mike: Oh, so Akane is the dominatrix?
Crow: Now that's scary!
Unlike Kodachi, they were sane and did not have that annoying
scary laugh.
Mike: I think the author doesn't like Kodachi...
Crow: Well, she *is* insane...
And most importantly, they both loved her very much, as she
loved them. Ranma-chan moaned in pleasure into Ukyou's mouth and embraced
Ukyou lovingly,
Mike: She moaned into Ukyou's mouth while embracing her??
Crow: Smile & nod Mike, smile & nod...
her hands roaming over Ukyou's breasts as she deepened the
kiss, while Shampoo made her feel pleasure like she had never felt before
through her ministrations on her love tunnel...
Crow: the author seems to like the term 'love tunnel' doesn't he?
Mike: <shrugs> he probably doesn't know anything else
---
"Anou, Ryouga-kun...this doesn't look like Tokyo," said Akane. *I knew I
should have watched where we were going when I let Ryouga walk me home,*
she
thought.
Crow: <Akane> I'll be late for Jerry Springer!
"It does to me...thats the Tokyo Tower over there, isn't it? It does look
kind of high though..." said Ryouga.
"It looks like the Tokyo Tower, but why are there all these French signs
around us? And why isn't anyone else here speaking Japanese?"
Mike: <Akane> d'oh! where's my map?
---
The End.
Mike & Crow: Woohoo!
Author's notes:
Mike & Crow: D'oh!
Whew! This is my first full-length fanfic, and I must say I've outdone
myself. I didn't think I could write a 30k fic in just a few hours. :)
Crow: That long???
Mike: Don't forget that he's typing with one hand Crow
Crow: oh, right
Comments, criticisms, etc. are appreciated as usual. Please send them to
pmak@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
<voice coming from inside of dome> Bomb him Bomb Him Bomb Him
Mike: er, right with ya little buddy, hang in there!
FYI, I am taking a relaxed viewpoint of sex used in some lemons, the
viewpoint that sex is something good friends may choose to do with each
other, with no change of STDs or unwanted pregnancy. Kind of like the
Marital
Arts lemon is. Unwanted pregnancy would complicate the fic too much and
detract away from the lemon flavour.
Mike: Erm, what's FYI?
Crow: For Your Info?
Tom: <voice coming from inside of dome> Forget Your Intelligence
Mike: Huh?
I was going to write a part 2 to this before but I got sidetracked; in any
case, don't hold your breath. I've decided to work on a different lemon
instead, entitled "Passion is in the Air". I think that one is a lot more
promising.
Crow: erm, whatever
<Mike picks up Tom & carries him outside the theater, followed by Crow>
In the science lab, Mike is working on Tom's head.
"What happened to Tom", Lisa inquired. "Oh, he overloaded his narative
processors"
Mike told her, "he tried to make sence of a lemon".
Crow looked at the whole operation, seeing how Tom's blown up dome was
replaced
with a new dome.
"how are you feeling now Tom" Crow asked.
"Groovy" was Tom's awnser.
Suddenly, the red light started blinking.
The newly repaired Tom went pushing it, hurrying to see who was calling...
It was MacroHard. "D'oh" was all that Tom could say.
"So, are you ready to join the masses of brainless people, or will you
continue
resisting me?" Bill Doors asked.
"Why would i surrender? that lemon was nothing!" Mike said, grinning
widely.
"Then why did you're bot blow up?" Doors inquired.
"erm, slight malfunction?" Crow tried, "Yea, that's it" Mike said.
"Hmmm... maybe... but the next one will drive you insane! BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
Bill said,
before logging of.
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The real end
Phew, well folks, i did it! i did my first MST! Woohoo!
I hope you all like it, i know it ain't nowhere as good as Megane6.7 or
Jamie
Jeans, but i'll get better, i promise :-P
On the choices of names, most (all?) of you are smart enough who all the
persons
really are, but i didn't want to steal everything from Mystery Science
theater, so
i made up my own (crappy) storyline, hope you don't mind :)
Well, look out for the next one!
This is Amon Re, signing off :-)
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