Re: Send or receive money via email - Free money making machine

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JOEL: I can never figure out how you do that.
TOM: Practise, mon ami!

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CROW: This spam letter has been brought to you by the Department of
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JOEL: ("Lary") By millions we mean a guy and two bots stuck in space
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CROW: Wow, this is so great! I'm going to subscribe right now! [Gets
up]
JOEL: [Restraining Crow] Oh you're not getting off that easy!